Yesterday Miguel Torres, a guy that's actually nominated for the 2011 MiddleEasy Award for 'Tweeter of the Year,' made a rather strange joke regarding a hypothetical rape van. Since I'm horrible at attempting to tell jokes, here's exactly what Miguel tweeted to his followers:

"If a rape van was called a surprise van more women wouldn’t mind going for rides in them. Everyone like surprises."

Just a few minutes after he made this statement, he deleted the initial tweet and replaced the word 'rape' with 'windowless.' The former WEC champion still received outlash from a number of media members, along with an influx of people on Twitter that were offended by the statement and identified it as 'insensitive.'

Bryan Armen Graham from Sports Illustrated sat down with Dana White today and managed to break some incredible news regarding Miguel Torres -- specifically that he was fired from the UFC completely due to his now infamous 'Rape Tweet.'

"This morning I’m on [Michael] Landsburg’s show, up here in Canada, and he hits me with the quote of what he tweeted. Now there’s no explanation for that. There’s absolutely nothing I could say to make any sense of that. And the fact that he even thinks that’s funny or that’s a joke, it disturbs me. It bothers me. Again, you’re dealing with a guy that’s a smart guy, that owns his own business, that’s been one of the top fighters in the world forever. And I cut him today. He’s no longer with the UFC."

"It’s being announced right now to you. You’re the only one that knows. Miguel Torres has been cut from the UFC and his career with us now is over."

That same day, Rashad Evans made a joke towards Phil Davis that involved a 'child rape/Jerry Sandusky' reference, but as of tonight no action has been taken on the potential light heavyweight title contender. Of course, the moral of the story is simple -- don't make idiotic statements...especially in public. [Source]

Comments   

 

+118 # Guest 2011-12-08 17:41

Free Miguel Torres.

Reply | Reply with quote | Quote

 

 

+5 # chiggs 2011-12-08 20:02

Quoting GavTheResident:

Free Miguel Torres.

Fucking A, this shit is just plain an fucking utterly ridiculous, and yet, just Another fucking double standard displayed by Dana an Co. Once again, Dana's true color's shine through, and Yes, this falls on Baldfather as he has final say an Ok for EVERYTHING.
Forrest makes a retardedly stupid joke, if you can call it that, gets a slap on the wrist an made to apologize a week later. Torres tries to make what is also supposedly a shitty joke, but at least a gawddamn quote from a shitty show. BULLLLLSHIT!

FREE MIGUEL TORRES!!
Get on making up the T's Zeus, you know you wanna an gonna

Reply | Reply with quote | Quote

 

 

+6 # Tobikan Judan 2011-12-08 22:41

hells yeah...

i'll buy that shit right now.

FREE MIGUEL TORRES

Reply | Reply with quote | Quote

 

 

0 # Guest 2011-12-12 23:06

it's fuckin EH! not A

Reply | Reply with quote | Quote

 

 

+63 # Harrison101 2011-12-08 17:41

This is horseshit. Talk about Double Standards. Torres makes a rape joke, gets fired. Rashad makes Penn State rape joke, only fined $30k.

I'm running out of patience for Dana's BS.

Reply | Reply with quote | Quote

 

 

+42 # ArmyOfFedors 2011-12-08 17:44

Is paedophillia less serious than rape? Especially when one was a twitter joke and the other was at a promotional event for Zuffa. Im so fucking angry right now.

Reply | Reply with quote | Quote

 

 

+19 # Harrison101 2011-12-08 17:48

I don't blame you. Dana making a hotheaded stupid call should surprise no-one anymore> Asshole.

Reply | Reply with quote | Quote

 

 

-7 # Left Leg Disneyland 2011-12-08 18:11

The difference between them was that Rashad's is actually funny and was delivered in a medium and context more befitting. I real-life lol-ed when I heard him say it.

Miguel's "joke" was just sad and tired and was outside of any redeeming context and came after Forrest's own dumb and unfunny rape joke, but I wasn't offended or outraged, so if you look very carefully you can see the very thin line it crossed.

Reply | Reply with quote | Quote

 

 

+1 # Guest 2011-12-09 09:31

A line might certainly have been crossed, but it is a social line. The joke is lame, and jesus how many times have we heard it, it's unfunny as fuck, sure.

However, it was published by Torres in a private sphere. Sure, it's a public twitter account, but it's him saying it, off duty.

He's not a spokesperson for the UFC. He doesn't work for their marketing team. He's an employee who provides an entertainment product. He's been true to his duties, and fights on schedule, and performs to his maximum capacity.

So it is not reasonable for it to be within the employers rights to fire an employee in this scenario. He hasn't diminished his capacity to be a valuable employee, and he still has the same value.

The UFC could have simply publicly reprimanded him and/or fined him, sent out a memo to it's entire roster with a specific warning about public behaviour of this nature, and left it at that.

It's not right for him to be fired for making a poor, inappropriate joke, regardless of its literal meaning, which no reasonable observer will interpret as such.

Reply | Reply with quote | Quote

 

 

+2 # chiggs 2011-12-08 20:04

And than theres Forrest, who makes an asinine comment, that makes no sense and Dana goes right off trying to justify with his good ole Smoke n Mirrors charade he loves to pull. What'd he get, fuckin small slap on the wrist an made to make a bogus apology? Not sure what the UFC is thinking, but definitely not a good move, well guess he's of too BFC!!

Reply | Reply with quote | Quote

 

 

+36 # ArmyOfFedors 2011-12-08 17:41

THIS IS FUCKING DISGUSTING!!!! Comedy is comedy, you bald bozo motherfucker!!! Anything goes in comedy....Why wasn't Miguel fired for one of his self-hating racist tweets?

Fuck ZUFFA. Fucking bi-polar company.

Reply | Reply with quote | Quote

 

 

+15 # Guest 2011-12-08 17:42

Forrest to made a rape tweet joke awhile back... Got tons of hate mail for it

Reply | Reply with quote | Quote

 

 

+16 # Harrison101 2011-12-08 17:44

But no action was taken against him either, as far as we know.

Reply | Reply with quote | Quote

 

 

+17 # ArmyOfFedors 2011-12-08 17:42

Dana White fears women imo.

Reply | Reply with quote | Quote

 

 

-2 # Guest 2011-12-08 17:43

It ok though cause I heard that bitches like weeny.

Reply | Reply with quote | Quote

 

 

+25 # HipsDontLie 2011-12-08 17:45

Uncle Dana is such a hypocrite. Look at what he said about Loretta Hunt. Those weren't jokes those we insults. I seriously doubt Torres supports rape, he was trying to be funny. Blindly firing a guy does nothing. Makes the UFC look bad and distracts from issues about rape to issues about free speech. NOBODY IS A WINNER!

Reply | Reply with quote | Quote

 

 

+6 # Guest 2011-12-08 17:45

Haven't fighters figured it out yet.... lay low when Dana has to in public. He will make an example out of you to get the heat of him and the UFC. When he's not in public, You can generally get away with more.

Reply | Reply with quote | Quote

 

 

+8 # hornswoggle 2011-12-08 17:45

I want to fight Dana white

Reply | Reply with quote | Quote

 

 

+4 # TheCrow13 2011-12-08 17:46

/: well that just shitted on my night

Reply | Reply with quote | Quote

 

 

-3 # Guest 2011-12-08 17:46

well torres has become very boring as of late, shows no real progress towards title contention.

Reply | Reply with quote | Quote

 

 

-6 # Sambro 2011-12-08 18:10

^this

Torres is boring to watch. Not that pissed that he got cut either.

Reply | Reply with quote | Quote

 

 

-4 # Patrick 2011-12-09 00:00

Same here. Why is everybody up in arms about this? Let him grow his mullet in Bellator. The double standards are a bit f'd up, but that's life. It happens everywhere.

Reply | Reply with quote | Quote

 

 

+1 # Guest 2011-12-09 11:45

u guys are either stupid little boys or just scum. I´m no Torres fan but the guy just lost his job.

Reply | Reply with quote | Quote

 

 

+44 # Fedor the King 2011-12-08 17:47

The moral of the story is:

Dont make idiotic statements...un less your a big draw!

Reply | Reply with quote | Quote

 

 

0 # Guest 2012-03-11 21:00

Quoting Fedor the King:

The moral of the story is:

Dont make idiotic statements...unless your a big draw!

how is rashad evans bigger then Torres
If you knew anything about MMA u would know this.
Hardcore fans understand how good Torres is.
When forrest and rashad run there devision like Torres did then you can call this guy bad

Reply | Reply with quote | Quote

 

 

+16 # Guest 2011-12-08 17:47

What a crock of shit. Torres cut but washed up Forrest Griffin is kept around. Looks like Joe Rogan will be out of a job if jokes about rape will be getting banned.

What a double standard Mr White.

Reply | Reply with quote | Quote

 

 

+5 # chiggs 2011-12-08 20:10

Add in the fact that Miguel's 'joke' was at least a fucking quote from a show, as said before, unless your blowing Dana or a big draw or just someone that he 'likes's he'll cut anyone for anything at anytime.
Shit like this just makes a Union all that more appealing but we all know what Dana an the Fertita's think of those...

Reply | Reply with quote | Quote

 

 

+11 # Guest 2011-12-08 17:47

This is fucking retarded Fuck Dana

Reply | Reply with quote | Quote

 

 

+13 # WeeMadAndo 2011-12-08 17:47

When Dana sacks up and treats PPV main event draw cards the same way he treats lacklustre former WEC undercard guys in the discipline stakes, we'll talk.

Until then, bitch move Dana.

Reply | Reply with quote | Quote

 

 

+6 # chiggs 2011-12-08 20:14

He has pulled shit with Maineventers before, just ones that he's not overly fond of in guys like Couture and Ortiz, two guys that helped MAKE the UFC, an he treated them both like shit all cuz he
has(d) heat/personal distaste for them.

All there is to it, is Dana is 99% sack of shit 1% Decent human being. Dude is in the bracket of his own MOTHER thinking he's a Massive Prick, thats a small Bracket that NO ONE wants to be in, an he dont care about that either. Money and Greed has ruined the guy, Promoters curse..

Reply | Reply with quote | Quote

 

 

+7 # Guest 2011-12-08 17:47

Wow, Hashas only gets fined but torres gets cut. It's the same shit with Dana. Cut a fighter, fighter goes and finishes cans in lower org then Dana welcomes then back with open arms. It's his bi-polar condition that makes him do things like this. Miguel is a top fighter, fine him but why go cut him. IMO Rashads tweet was worse. I am starting to believe dana is so disconnected from the world and his employees, he's unreasonable and think's he's god. Strip George of the title and get rid of dana ASAP!!!

Reply | Reply with quote | Quote

 

 

+13 # Guest 2011-12-08 17:48

2 guys make 2 jokes about rape in one day and one gets cut. Rashads joke was about an actual incident, and if heard by the victems, i'm sure would make them uncomfortable. miguel was just trying to make people laugh, talked about a "rape van" something tons of guys talk about when they're shooting the shit. BRING BACK MIGUEL!

Reply | Reply with quote | Quote

 

 

+6 # chiggs 2011-12-08 20:16

As Ive said already, Miguels is an actual shitty quote from a shitty show, hence it being a shitty Joke not affecting any one person directly. Rashad's on the other hand..

Reply | Reply with quote | Quote

 

 

+9 # Guest 2011-12-08 17:48

i HATE you dana...you're disgusting

Reply | Reply with quote | Quote

 

 

+4 # Guest 2011-12-08 17:49

If Bisping would have said this he would have gotten a raise. I really do not get how Dana draws such a clear distinction between the 3.
I hate the idea of guys getting fired for being stupid. What happened to Forrest should have been fine for all.

Reply | Reply with quote | Quote

 

 

+13 # Fedor the King 2011-12-08 17:51

Dana white is a bald fat corupt cunt who cheats on his wife!

Reply | Reply with quote | Quote

 

 

+14 # Guest 2011-12-08 17:57

SERIOUSLY this is retarded! It was a funny joke and thats all it was, a not so serious joke with the words rape van in it... FFS Zeus get a serious petition going to free the mexican mullet king! DO IT!

Reply | Reply with quote | Quote

 

 

+4 # ArmyOfFedors 2011-12-08 18:19

I approve of this.

Reply | Reply with quote | Quote

 

 

+5 # Harrison101 2011-12-08 18:25

It wasn't even his words, it was a quote from a TV show!

Reply | Reply with quote | Quote

 

 

+17 # Guest 2011-12-08 18:02

Just spoke to @MiguelTorresMM A via text. He assures me he was quoting from "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" and was watching it at time.

Reply | Reply with quote | Quote

 

 

+3 # ArmyOfFedors 2011-12-08 18:17

I FUCKING LOVE THAT SHOW!!! I might start some kind of petition....Im too stoned though...One of you great people start a petition....Wai t, what?

Reply | Reply with quote | Quote

 

 

+7 # Guest 2011-12-08 18:04

There's absolutely nothin' funny about clown rape.

Reply | Reply with quote | Quote

 

 

+5 # chiggs 2011-12-08 20:18

Quoting TorresChloroformRag:

There's absolutely nothin' funny about clown rape.

Especially if the clowns raping you!! There creepy fucks Clowns are..creeping indeed!!

Reply | Reply with quote | Quote

 

 

+1 # Guest 2011-12-08 18:04

If Brock Lesnar made a joke about the Swedish massacre, Dana would throw another million G's to his name

#Hypocrite

Reply | Reply with quote | Quote

 

 

+4 # Guest 2011-12-09 01:08

Quoting Fitch the blanket:

If Brock Lesnar made a joke about the Swedish massacre, Dana would throw another million G's to his name

#Hypocrite

Pretty sure you mean Norway slapnuts

Reply | Reply with quote | Quote

 

 

0 # Guest 2011-12-09 10:18

Yeah that's the one.

Reply | Reply with quote | Quote

 

 

+35 # Guest 2011-12-08 18:06

Welcome to the Fox era of the UFC.

Reply | Reply with quote | Quote

 

 

-5 # Guest 2011-12-08 18:17

I think this "joke" was really offensive. Aside from the fact that it's not really clever or funny.

Evan's comment made humor out of a case which involved A LOT of children/child rapes but this one refers to female rape in general (which happens all the fucking time so I think it's at least just as bad)

But there are a bunch of fighters that get away with saying shit similar in severity(chael, brock, etc). I would have made it him apologize and move on. In the end they are fighters and I don't really look to them for worthy social commentary.

Reply | Reply with quote | Quote

 

 

+9 # Fatty_Sam86 2011-12-08 19:48

If you think this "joke" was offensive, you should grow thicker skin and not fall into America's "overdone political-correctness."
Nobody can take a joke anymore. Jeez. Rape isn't funny, and neither is racism/murder/a bortion... any number of things... but people joke about THAT stuff all the time!

Reply | Reply with quote | Quote

 

 

-22 # Beefheart 2011-12-08 18:22

EDIT: my bad,,

Reply | Reply with quote | Quote

 

 

-29 # Beefheart 2011-12-08 18:25

8==D~~~~~

Reply | Reply with quote | Quote

 

 

+12 # Guest 2011-12-08 18:44

That was the re-do tweet that he posted after the initial "If a rape van was called a surprise van more women wouldn’t mind going for rides in them. Everyone like surprises." He replaced the words after all of the backlash. Maybe a bit more research next time instead of jumping to ignorant accusations of racism?..

Reply | Reply with quote | Quote

 

 

+8 # Fatty_Sam86 2011-12-08 19:44

If you read the intro this article... you would know it was changed... good one, my dude!

Reply | Reply with quote | Quote

 

 

+3 # StGutFree 2011-12-08 21:07

wow now you look like an asshole

Reply | Reply with quote | Quote

 

 

+7 # Guest 2011-12-08 18:57

not racism, just a matter of money. If you're worth enough money to the UFC you can say whatever you want and get away with it. If Lesnar tweeted the same thing Dana would be condemning the media for jumping on him with PC nonsense.

Reply | Reply with quote | Quote

 

 

+5 # Guest 2011-12-08 18:22

Bring back Miguel Torres or fire Rashad Evans. Either one is ok.

Reply | Reply with quote | Quote

 

 

-5 # Guest 2011-12-08 18:23

what about men? I wouldn't mind getting in a rape van and going to "pound town"...no homo. Mmmmmmm. Oh yeah, no homo on the Mmmmmm thing, yo.

Reply | Reply with quote | Quote

 

 

-4 # Guest 2011-12-08 18:24

forrest tweet wasn't a joke, that's why he is still in UFC

Reply | Reply with quote | Quote

 

 

+7 # Guest 2011-12-08 18:25

i like how dana can call someone a fag and thats ok and miguel makes a joke about RAPE
VANS not the act of raping and he gets fired WTF.

Reply | Reply with quote | Quote

 

 

+15 # hornswoggle 2011-12-08 18:25

SO apparently the tweet from Miguel is an exact quote from a line in the show "It's always sunny in Philadelphia" which he was watching at the time he tweeted

Way to jump the gun Dana you fucking megalomaniac psycho

Reply | Reply with quote | Quote

 

 

+23 # hornswoggle 2011-12-08 18:27

OH YA and that show is on FX

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Reply | Reply with quote | Quote

 

 

+9 # Guest 2011-12-08 18:29

i used to be a big fan of the ufc but now they are pissing me off first dana shits on mayhem after a tough loss and now he fires miguel for this? is this even really a rape joke? i feel he was just talking about vans that get labeled as rape vans

Reply | Reply with quote | Quote

 

 

+4 # aint.that.a.kick.in.the.head 2011-12-08 18:32

Anyone want to hear a funny Virginia Tech joke....

Reply | Reply with quote | Quote

 

 

+5 # ArmyOfFedors 2011-12-08 18:44

Wow. Virginia Tech really knows how to stop a protest.

Reply | Reply with quote | Quote

 

 

+2 # StGutFree 2011-12-08 19:54

I'd rather hear a Kent State joke.

Reply | Reply with quote | Quote

 

 

+8 # Guest 2011-12-08 18:32

I'm just gonna tweet bald jokes at Dana White. What a prick.

Reply | Reply with quote | Quote

 

 

0 # Guest 2011-12-08 18:44

Even if this wasn't a quote from that tv show, it's not like it was in favor of rape, just mentioning a word doesn't mean you are in favor or against it. The tweet just says that people would go into surprises vans, even if they are rape vans in reality (something they don't know until it's too late), i'm not seeing any message to be censored or be mad about! It's like saying "kids accept candy from strangers, cos candy is sweet", what's wrong with that? It's not a nice reality, but is reality, not making fun of abused people.

Reply | Reply with quote | Quote

 

 

+17 # ArmyOfFedors 2011-12-08 18:46

I hate it when I hear someone joke about the Holocaust. It's just so wrong.

Anne Frankly, I won't stand for it.

Reply | Reply with quote | Quote

 

 

+20 # ArmyOfFedors 2011-12-08 18:47

Have you heard the joke about the baby with AIDS?

It never gets old.

Reply | Reply with quote | Quote

 

 

+6 # ArmyOfFedors 2011-12-08 18:48

THEY'RE JUST JOKES!!!

Reply | Reply with quote | Quote

 

 

+2 # Guest 2011-12-08 18:53

WTF what happened to freedom of speech? He was joking! and seriously who got offended from a statement like that? Its the fukn internet, look at all the comments on youtube or mma forums, its filled with hate. This guy wasnt even hating he just told a very bad joke and does NOT deserve to be fired just because of that.

Dana would not fire miguel if he was the reigning championn. I think Dana did that due to pressures from the media.

Reply | Reply with quote | Quote

 

 

0 # Guest 2012-03-11 21:14

Quoting dazza:

WTF what happened to freedom of speech? He was joking! and seriously who got offended from a statement like that? Its the fukn internet, look at all the comments on youtube or mma forums, its filled with hate. This guy wasnt even hating he just told a very bad joke and does NOT deserve to be fired just because of that.

Dana would not fire miguel if he was the reigning championn. I think Dana did that due to pressures from the media.

Quoting tapthepope:

I think this "joke" was really offensive. Aside from the fact that it's not really clever or funny.

Evan's comment made humor out of a case which involved A LOT of children/child rapes but this one refers to female rape in general (which happens all the fucking time so I think it's at least just as bad)

But there are a bunch of fighters that get away with saying shit similar in severity(chael, brock, etc). I would have made it him apologize and move on. In the end they are fighters and I don't really look to them for worthy social commentary.

i like torres and i dont think he should be fired.
But obviously people got offended by it otherwise it wouldnt be an issue. freedom of speech isnt as simple as your making it out to be in ur argument.
on the other hand if torres got fired for that, evans should be out the door to. If you found that joke funny then unloock the 2 year from your basement any joke about that sort of shit is as bad as you go

Reply | Reply with quote | Quote

 

 

+3 # Will-Kill 2011-12-08 18:53

I heard Miguel was simply quoting a "Its always sunny in Philadelphia" joke.

I guess everyone doesn't watch it.

Reply | Reply with quote | Quote

 

 

+2 # Guest 2011-12-08 19:01

Miguel was referencing a scene from the Comedy Central show "Workaholics" in his tweet.

Reply | Reply with quote | Quote

 

 

-2 # hornswoggle 2011-12-08 19:04

DANA WHITE HATES BLACK PEOPLE

Reply | Reply with quote | Quote

 

 

0 # StGutFree 2011-12-08 20:49

and now lets cut to Chris Tucker

Reply | Reply with quote | Quote

 

 

+3 # Guest 2011-12-08 19:04

Dana is the reason I don't buy PPV's its a philosophy you should all suscribe to as well. Until Dana is removed from his position I can NOT bring myself to buying anymore PPV's, haven't buy one since '04 or 05' maybe.

Reply | Reply with quote | Quote

 

 

+2 # Guest 2011-12-09 06:53

I buy the PPV's because that way, fighter's get PAID.

Reply | Reply with quote | Quote

 

 

-11 # Guest 2011-12-08 19:07

stfu all you fucking pussies. Just shut the fuck up. Crying and bitching all the time.

Reply | Reply with quote | Quote

 

 

+11 # hornswoggle 2011-12-08 19:10

oh no don't beat us up tough guy

Reply | Reply with quote | Quote

 

 

-10 # Guest 2011-12-08 21:00

i won't beat you up you negro, I'll rape your monkey ass. :)

Reply | Reply with quote | Quote

 

 

+7 # hornswoggle 2011-12-08 22:40

I'm sick and have brutal diarrhea right now

have you thought this through?

Reply | Reply with quote | Quote

 

 

0 # Guest 2012-03-11 21:20

Quoting mmafansaregay:

i won't beat you up you negro, I'll rape your monkey ass. :)

u just mad that your mother got taken to a rape van and u never saw her again?
its okay torres' mates didnt do it

Reply | Reply with quote | Quote

 

 

-4 # Guest 2011-12-08 19:12

YEA! ALL OF YOU GUYS STFU. YOU ARE THE PUSSIES.AM MAN.

Reply | Reply with quote | Quote

 

 

+4 # Guest 2011-12-08 19:11

now i'm sure dana white got rapped

Reply | Reply with quote | Quote

 

 

+16 # hornswoggle 2011-12-08 19:14

dana white was raped as a young boxerciser, it is a sad story. One I cannot repeat

:tear:

Reply | Reply with quote | Quote

 

 

+4 # gardeninja 2011-12-08 19:24

I felt bad for him till he said he stole the joke... I can handle any kind of humor but not siting the source crosses my line.

Reply | Reply with quote | Quote

 

 

+3 # Guest 2011-12-08 19:25

One Nation under Dana White... like it or leave it.... even though its a hypocritical joke..... pain pill Leben?.... Interim belt for Diaz, Conduit....Rape joke.. your fired, unless you make me $$$$$$$! Dana is to MMA, what Al Davis was to the Raiders. A controller, who is going to never make it to the top until he lets his money talk, and shuts his mouth... give the people what they want!!

RIP AL DAVIS.......
p.s. I'm a Denver fan.

Reply | Reply with quote | Quote

 

 

+8 # Guest 2011-12-08 19:26

I photoshopped a picture of dana white with a giant dick on his head.

Reply | Reply with quote | Quote

 

 

+3 # Guest 2011-12-08 20:45

post it

Reply | Reply with quote | Quote

 

 

+2 # chiggs 2011-12-09 18:16

Pic(s) or didnt happen

Reply | Reply with quote | Quote

 

 

+8 # aint.that.a.kick.in.the.head 2011-12-08 19:46

Jerry Sandusky, Miguel Torres and Casey Anthony walk into a bar...

Reply | Reply with quote | Quote

 

 

+2 # Guest 2011-12-08 19:48

I'd say twitter bomb Dana to grow his balls back.

Reply | Reply with quote | Quote

 

 

+2 # Fatty_Sam86 2011-12-08 19:51

Dana is hilarious. Dude curses his head off at super formal events. Utterly unprofessional. I can't wait to see what the next UFC president looks like.
Wait... let's hire Bob Arum!!! (joke)

Reply | Reply with quote | Quote

 

 

0 # StGutFree 2011-12-08 19:52

If your in the public eye you have to pretty much keep your mouth shut.

That's why I talk shit on here with a silly name.

Reply | Reply with quote | Quote

 

 

-2 # Guest 2011-12-08 19:55

not buying a PPV until torres is back in the UFC

Reply | Reply with quote | Quote

 

 

+5 # Nazty111 2011-12-08 20:25

but watching them all the same

Reply | Reply with quote | Quote

 

 

+7 # StGutFree 2011-12-08 20:37

like you ever paid for them.

Reply | Reply with quote | Quote

 

 

+4 # Guest 2011-12-08 20:23

Wtf!!! Come on now... Ain't like Torres is a serial rapists he was just clowning with his twitter peeps, Dana went a little far by firing him though IMO

Reply | Reply with quote | Quote

 

 

+3 # Guest 2011-12-08 20:37

rampage goes on a rampage hit and run and gets charged all other kinds of bull, yet dana still kisses his ass, but know he wants to look like a saint

Reply | Reply with quote | Quote

 

 

+10 # StGutFree 2011-12-08 20:45

Ben Roethlisberger raped a girl and only got a suspension.

WTF Dana, if your going to be on fox you have to play by the rules.

Reply | Reply with quote | Quote

 

 

+2 # Guest 2011-12-08 20:47

I cant wait for a knee bar buffet reaction video

Reply | Reply with quote | Quote

 

 

-7 # Guest 2011-12-08 20:54

mma has the gayest pussy fans of any sport. You all need to be raped. Btw, my favorite fighters are jon jones cuz he's not cocky and such a nice guy, gsp because he throws caution to the wind and stays in the pocket trying to finish his opponent with the intent of always trying to put on a show, and king tito ortiz cuz he never talks shit and he is the least cocky fighter ever and every loss he has is because he was injured. i want to thank jesus cuz he is lord but I'll kill any of you [censored]s cuz I'm a tough guy mma fan. Fucking pussies! namaste. :)

Reply | Reply with quote | Quote

 

 

+1 # StGutFree 2011-12-08 21:12

wait a second?????? I can't remember your last handle but you sound familiar.

Reply | Reply with quote | Quote

 

 

-7 # Guest 2011-12-08 21:33

I should sound familiar to you. I use to molest you at your most tender age. Fucking [censored].

Reply | Reply with quote | Quote

 

 

0 # StGutFree 2011-12-09 05:56

lol

Reply | Reply with quote | Quote

 

 

+1 # Guest 2011-12-08 21:34

I like your sarcasm. Reggie Warren Jr? Is that you?

Reply | Reply with quote | Quote

 

 

+1 # Guest 2011-12-08 23:31

LOL can you be any more obvious while trolling? You forgot to Tebow, though.

Reply | Reply with quote | Quote

 

 

-4 # Guest 2011-12-08 20:58

btw, I bet you fucking dumbasses actually pay for ppv shows. Hahahahahaa you dumb fucks I watch them all from free live streams that are hd. Lol dumb motherfuckers hahahaa.

Reply | Reply with quote | Quote

 

 

+1 # Guest 2011-12-08 21:30

please share the HD link, I would bet most people here get live free streams. cmon now Mr. Gay

Reply | Reply with quote | Quote

 

 

+6 # hornswoggle 2011-12-09 02:19

I listen to the shows on the radio

Reply | Reply with quote | Quote

 

 

0 # Guest 2012-03-11 21:29

Quoting mmafansaregay:

btw, I bet you fucking dumbasses actually pay for ppv shows. Hahahahahaa you dumb fucks I watch them all from free live streams that are hd. Lol dumb motherfuckers hahahaa.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA ur an MMA fan and your saying there the gayest fans ever.
you complain about people whinging and your the one who seems most angry
uMADbrah
mayb u were born with a little dick, or a huge clit, or mayb your mum made you in a rape van and ur daddy is a rapist.

Reply | Reply with quote | Quote

 

 

0 # king_tico 2011-12-08 21:14

wtf?

Reply | Reply with quote | Quote

 

 

+5 # KingGhidorah 2011-12-08 21:17

This just in: Dana White was just kidnapped and thrown into a very suggestive and shady van with dark windows.

Reply | Reply with quote | Quote

 

 

+2 # Guest 2011-12-08 21:29

Dana is just looking for an excuse to fire people before he has to pay them to lose another fight.....Migue l shouldnt be fired. Dana is a douche for the most part. He's trying to act like he has morals...Includ eing Dana, who hasnt used the "rape van" joke?

Reply | Reply with quote | Quote

 

 

+5 # Guest 2011-12-08 21:41

DANA WHITE DOESNT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT LATIN PEOPLE #RACISTBIGGOT

Reply | Reply with quote | Quote

 

 

-3 # Guest 2011-12-08 21:55

People don't give a shit about good craftsmanship in trolling these days. No setup, no subtlety, just build one sentence around a controvorsial subject. Sad. I'd rather get angry at Andy Kaufman than 1000 forum trolls today.

Reply | Reply with quote | Quote

 

 

0 # Guest 2011-12-08 21:56

Maybe sue Zuffa? Freedom of speech?

Reply | Reply with quote | Quote

 

 

0 # Guest 2011-12-08 22:11

whats with all this always sunny hate, you guys surprise me, and not in a nice way.

Reply | Reply with quote | Quote

 

 

+2 # Kevin Anderson 2011-12-08 22:22

Guess I know who's getting my vote.

Reply | Reply with quote | Quote

 

 

+1 # Yoshinegro_Blackiyama 2011-12-08 23:52

I said it before and I'll say it again FUCK DANA WHITE.

Reply | Reply with quote | Quote

 

 

+5 # Guest 2011-12-09 00:00

I guess we'll never see any real characters in the UFC if you're fired for making tame statements such as that.

Enjoy you're slush of Gray Maynards and Jason Brilz's Dana!

Reply | Reply with quote | Quote

 

 

+7 # hornswoggle 2011-12-09 02:22

I love how this huge exploding, successful, international company is run by a fucking retard bellboy that has turned into a sociopath megalomaniac.

SHOULD END WELL

:popcorn:

Reply | Reply with quote | Quote

 

 

+3 # tonyfamilia 2011-12-09 05:27

A white guy makes a rape joke, Dana White says not a big deal.
A black guy makes a rape joke, Dana White says not a big deal.
A Hispanic guy makes a rape joke, Dana White fires him.
Dana White is a beaner hating racist!
Lol

Reply | Reply with quote | Quote

 

 

-3 # Guest 2011-12-09 08:51

Both the white guy and black guy are not fighting on facebook prelims idiot. Both the white guy and black guy have not turned into safe decision machines.

Reply | Reply with quote | Quote

 

 

+1 # Guest 2011-12-09 05:58

Everytime I don't sign onto Middle Easy for one minute I am out of the loop on something huge. Conspiracy.

Oh yeah, and Dana White is an asshole.

Reply | Reply with quote | Quote

 

 

+1 # tetsuhana 2011-12-09 06:15

Dear MiddleEasy.com, please use this photo for all future Miguel "El Robot" Torres articles

http://twitpic.com/7p4fjb

Reply | Reply with quote | Quote

 

 

+4 # chiggs 2011-12-09 10:37

[quote name="tetsuhana "]Dear MiddleEasy.com, please use this photo for all future Miguel "El Robot" Torres articles

http://twitpic.com/7p4fjb[/quote]

Reply | Reply with quote | Quote

 

 

+3 # Guest 2011-12-09 08:42

fighters need to make a solid union against his ass, could you imagine the uproar in any other major league sports organization?! they dont make enough to be bullied around like that

Reply | Reply with quote | Quote

 

 

-2 # Guest 2011-12-09 09:47

Miguel Torres was about to make a comeback...then he took an arrow to the knee

Reply | Reply with quote | Quote

 

 

+1 # chiggs 2011-12-09 11:04

Quoting itsgalf:

Miguel Torres was about to make a comeback...then he took an arrow to the knee

Reply | Reply with quote | Quote

 

 

+2 # Kevin Anderson 2011-12-09 12:31

Quoting itsgalf:

Miguel Torres was about to make a comeback...then he took an arrow to the knee

suck dick

Reply | Reply with quote | Quote

 

Refresh comments list
RSS feed for comments to this post

Add comment

Name (required)

Refresh

Send

Cancel

JComments