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Happy 4th of July, Saints Row IV style

Happy 4th of July, Saints Row IV style

In the new Saints Row, earth has gotten its jaw shattered by aliens. But fear not my brethren, all hope is not lost. Because today is the 4th of July, and a video game company wouldn’t release a trailer the day before the 4th of July if America was just going to get its jaw shattered and then get ground and pounded out. No, this is the 4th of July and America is going to grab hold of that alien leg and heel hook it so bad that no alien will ever come into contact with us again. Even if that might mean that we will miss out on massive technological advancements that future peaceful aliens will bring us because of our hostility towards their race.

It appears as if to defeat this alien regime, that is of course if you can’t heel hook them, you’ll have to use, flying clotheslines, spaceships, lasers, rocket lasers and text based RPG adventures. So yes, Saints Row 4 appears to be just as, if not more crazy than the previous installment. Here’s to hoping that there is a single player DLC to put an entire text based RPG adventure into the game.

Last modified onThursday, 04 July 2013 10:55
Gary LaPlante

Gary LaPlante cares about a hand full of things, his best friend/his cat Tardy, stage diving and tending to the need of all the pretty ladies that frequent his front door. With Gary’s free time he slam dances, eats a horrible food that would kill any man that had a glass stomach and being a huge nerd. If you’d like to join Gary is going front to back, side to side in the pit or if you’d just like to exchange pictures of cats, please contact him.

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+12 # Rehiza 2013-07-04 07:01
We all know how changing the sites format went last time guys, so this better not be the surprise.
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0 # Fatty_Sam86 2013-07-04 07:42
'MERICA!!!
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-1 # heyjd 2013-07-05 15:16
how fucking retarded is this. no one even likes this game and i know for a fact no one came here to read about this bullshit on an MMA website. what the fuck
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0 # Tommy Bosco 2013-07-15 23:11
You forgot to capitalize "Earth"... wow.

Saints Row sucks, buy not nearly as much as Gray LaPlante's HORRIBLE, GOD-AWFUL "WRITING".

#firegarylaplante
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