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This is what happens when you attend a UFC event high on a pot cookie

This is what happens when you attend a UFC event high on a pot cookie

I have to be honest with you guys, I have never done any drugs in my entire life. Not because I don’t feel that some drugs can improve your life and give you a different outlook. Just because I’m very comfortable as a human being. It’s not that I never will do drugs, it’s just right now it isn’t in the cards for me. I absolutely love drugs even if I don’t partake in doing them, if it wasn’t for drugs, we wouldn’t have Trey Parker and Matt Stone dropping acid and then going to the Oscars. We wouldn’t have the absolute greatest drug related thing to come out of professional baseball and no it’s not steroids related.

With that being said, drug related stories can reach unheard of hilarity. So if you have ever wonder what happens when you go to an UFC event high on a pot cookie. Wonder no more. Thank you Ari Shaffir, you beautiful, beautiful man.

Last modified onFriday, 05 July 2013 21:25
Gary LaPlante

Gary LaPlante cares about a hand full of things, his best friend/his cat Tardy, stage diving and tending to the need of all the pretty ladies that frequent his front door. With Gary’s free time he slam dances, eats a horrible food that would kill any man that had a glass stomach and being a huge nerd. If you’d like to join Gary is going front to back, side to side in the pit or if you’d just like to exchange pictures of cats, please contact him.

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+13 # CapoRock 2013-07-05 20:59
Powerful Ari Shaffir! All of these "This is Not Happening" stories are funny, check them out on the Youtube.
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+6 # ZombiesTMS 2013-07-05 22:24
I went to UFC on Fox 5 high out of my mind and it was amazing.

Other than the music that they play between fights. I wanted to shove screwdrivers in my ears.
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+2 # Jonm703 2013-07-06 07:52
I'm in VA so I went to the zombie vs porier fight ate a 1g fire cracker n snuck half a bottle of capt had a blast it was the card of the year in 2012
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0 # so 2013-07-06 08:17
is middleeasy a lifestyle/enter natinemt site covering everything?
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-4 # Tommy Bosco 2013-07-15 23:03
"So if you have ever wonder what happens when you go to an UFC event high on a pot cookie. Wonder no more. Thank you Ari Shaffir, you beautiful, beautiful man."

WOW... first of all "wondered" is the word you were looking for. Secondly, it's a sentence fragment. The period should have been a comma. Once again, Gary knocks it out of the park with his excellent "WRITING".

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA

Ohhhhh, please fire this fool.
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-1 # Tommy Bosco 2013-07-15 23:39
Also one more little thing... although it is true that when a word starts with a vowel, you should use "an" as opposed to "a" to precede it, in the case of the following word being an abbreviation, it would be the opposite. So instead of "an UFC", it would be "a UFC" or "an nWo" as oppsed to "a nWo". As a "writer", you should know these things, stupid.
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+2 # OptimusBenign 2013-07-23 17:11
Tommy Bosco, jockeying for an editiorial position with his keen eye. The same keen eye that missed that "CLICK HERE TO WORK FOR MIDDLEEASY" button that was plastered on the front page of your old site.
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+2 # Tommy Bosco 2013-07-24 10:16
Hello, My name is Tommy Bosco and I'm gay. Awwh I feel so releaved now, and yes I have the hugest crush on Gary the Grape.
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-1 # Asian Persuasion 2013-12-03 19:08
I've never found funny drug stories humorous. If you've done drugs then it's like "meh."

I've noticed a pattern with all these comics that hang around Joe Rogan--they are all basically overgrown kids that are just not that funny. Their stories sound like stories you'd hear in college but the guys telling them are in their 40's!

They remind me of this guy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wknywxfcE5M
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