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This Video Illustrates How Mario Characters Do It

This Video Illustrates How Mario Characters Do It

Yes, by “it” I indeed mean sexual intercourse, because, look, the Mushroom Kingdom has to be sustainable in some way. Someone somewhere needs to birth these abominations and they aren’t all coming from hatched eggs somewhere. Sex is a very natural part of life and occurs throughout most organisms, so embrace it. Even embrace it through the world of Nintendo which is full of nostalgia and childhood wonder.

Now if you’ve ever wondered how a goomba gets it on, well, you’ll know, because this video has shown you. It’s not even gross, this is beautiful, like a nature documentary where they pipe in sounds that no animal would ever make, but they do it anyway.

Last modified onThursday, 19 June 2014 11:44
Dave Walsh

Dave Walsh is a writer residing in Albuquerque, New Mexico who is best known for his work as a Kickboxing and Mixed Martial Arts journalist. His work has been featured on a number of publications, including BloodyElbow.com, MiddleEasy.com, CageSideSeats.com, Heavy.com as well as his own site, LiverKick.com.

His first novel, The Godslayer, is on sale now.

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+5 # synthsis 2014-06-19 11:50
The lack of Bowser drilling the Princess was disappointing. We all know that's what is really going on while Mario is trying to save her.
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+3 # Dave Walsh 2014-06-19 16:51
Super Cuckoldio Brothers.

Like look, we all know that neither Mario or Luigi get any love. They are the end of the line for their family.
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+2 # NoHomo 2014-06-21 06:30
http://www.brazzers.com/scenes/view/id/7741/laying-pipe-with-the-bros/
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