Super Joe Rogan Bros gives the power up mushroom a whole new meaning

Have you ever had your childhood boiled down into a parody of a B-list celebrity’s entire existence? Depending on your past, this will happen to you today. Before I go on with this article, I have a feeling like I’ll be getting a few nasty mutterings from you about calling Joe Rogan a B-list celebrity, when that (in my opinion) is a compliment. So don’t even try me, okay? I love Joe Rogan, and I love Super Mario Bros. I just don’t want to deal with any unneeded stress today. 

Why do you have to be like this?

Seriously, just enjoy this video and it’s moderately accurate depiction of Joe Rogan’s life (punch stuff, run around, mushrooms, alpha brain, Dana White’s giant bald head, Eddie Bravo w/bong), I think we can do that together, without fighting anymore. I love you. I know we’re having sex less and maybe we’ve run out of things to talk about, but that’s the natural trajection for a relationship after so many years. It doesn’t mean I care any less for you. C’mon baby, let’s just watch this together. I’m sorry for calling Joe Rogan B-list.

Published on April 4, 2014 at 12:52 am
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