Woah, Steven Seagal agrees to fight Randy Couture in a no-rules fight without any witnesses

Woah, Steven Seagal agrees to fight Randy Couture in a no-rules fight without any witnesses

Life is a constant pursuit into the land of the unknown -- and ultimately Steven Seagal will meet you at the end and slap you in the face for not executing a low kick properly. I'm not sure what Urijah Faber's camp is about, but Steven Seagal is the real alpha male. When video of Anderson Silva training with Steven Seagal surfaced, everyone guffawed at the notion that Seagal would have anything to teach Silva. One front kick later, everyone claimed that it was a mere coincidence Seagal taught him his 'deadly moves,' even after Anderson Silva admitted it inside the octagon. Lyoto Machida executes roughly the same front kick on Randy Couture's face, gives Seagal his props on the microphone in his post-fight interview and people still disregard the genius that is Steven Seagal. Hopefully the statement Seagal made on The MMA Hour regarding Randy Couture will put all naysayers to rest.

I really have to kind of wonder what his intentions and motivations may have been in saying that. I always thought that Randy was my friend and a gentleman. I'm kind of confused as to why he would say that. All I can say is, I'm here. Anybody can find me anytime and anyplace. If Randy really wants to fight me, he can fight me anytime he wants. It'll be for free, and it'll be some place where there are no witnesses.

Oh no, I don't play by rules, That's not how I fight.

I'm a man of honor. I'm a gentleman, but I am a warrior. And if he needs to find me, he knows where to find me.

Victor Cui, the MMA world needs this fight to happen inside ONE FC. Let's make it happen in Malaysia, winner takes all. Please.

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+19 # synthsis 2012-12-04 09:31
+25 # Mystery Men 2012-12-04 15:25
So his super hapkido powers only works when no one is watching?
+4 # TheAlmightySif 2013-01-12 15:27
Steven Seagal is a big fat phony
-7 # triangle choke 2013-01-13 17:59
You should do your homework son. In a real fight Seagal could "literally kill" Couture.
-1 # Friendof Steven 2013-02-24 11:34
You fucking dipshit. Say that to his face. He'd pull your little panties down and spank your little hiney til you cry.
+29 # Castro 2012-12-04 09:32
+11 # red rocket...yummm! 2012-12-04 09:48
i"ll put one million on the man in the scarf
-4 # Raz 2012-12-04 10:10
Seagal said 'no witnesses' and that he doesn't 'play by rules'. How does that add up to a possible fight in One FC? It doesn't.
+40 # Meishas Taint 2012-12-04 10:23
Bell rings... Segal tries some stupid fucking kick, couture double legs him, knocks his glasses off, grounds and pounds the shit out of him, and then rubs his old sweaty balls across his face. THE END.
+13 # MarkedForAboveTheLaw 2012-12-04 10:35
I hear Seagal's glasses are a great form of birth control.
0 # Casey Ryback 2013-02-06 15:36
Seagal actually has children. Two sons actually, they are AnderSON and LyotoSON. He raised and trained them for battle, how else do you think they became champions??? AND those glasses... They help him focus while he fights. A warrior must always be prepared for battle. Anybody, Anytime, Anywhere. As long as no ones looking.. He's a gentleman.
+6 # vagina inspector 2012-12-04 12:43
This man is complete a tool.
+14 # vagina inspector 2012-12-04 12:44
Quoting vagina inspector:
This man is complete a tool.

Or a complete tool.
+6 # Fatherlessbastard 2012-12-04 14:11
so what seagal really means is he would try to poke his eyes out and rip his balls off.
-3 # Shayne 2012-12-04 14:31
+4 # Frothy Santorum 2012-12-04 21:35
meh, he also claims that he KO'd bruce lee. I wasn't there so I try to avoid this fanwagon.
+3 # Just Sayin 2012-12-04 15:18
Let's just hope Mr Seagal doesn't forget to wear his Depends for this fight.
+3 # Convoy Roy 2012-12-04 19:42
"Anybody can find me anytime and anyplace."

You can find Seagal at the Exit 56 rest stop, 3rd glory hole on the left. Do the secret knock.
-1 # Diaz4President 2012-12-04 19:48
You can take your diamond ring to the Pawn Shop. That doesn't make it junk.
0 # Joe Pepperoni 2012-12-04 20:01
Best troll ever
+1 # Sambro 2012-12-05 08:32
Randy will make him his sex slave!
-1 # Anakin 2012-12-24 23:26
It's sad that people are clueless that decades before Steven Seagal's Hollywood debut, he was training aikido in from a child. He is beyond 10th degree and he still trains and teaches. He been known to snap and break people's body parts that interrupted his demonstrations! He's that real! My sensei had shared this with me over a decade ago, where he witness as dangerous Seagal is! He's a real killer beyond the sportsmenship. I may not agree with his attitude, but I respect his life long training!
+1 # doc fighter 2013-01-05 06:05
i also thought aikido was the best and realistic ever but not anymore, aikido only gives you a false sense of invulnerability
+2 # ptronic 2013-02-01 04:45
Aikido is effective when you have a collaborative enemy
-4 # #onepunchonekill 2013-02-21 08:22
I'll show you what Aikido will do to you. I'm in Houston, Tx. Zip 77059... Tell me where to meet you. Oh, and bring someone to drive you home because YOU ARMS WILL BE BROKEN!
0 # JeetKuneDo 2013-02-28 02:02
Anyone who thinks Steven Seagal is not legit do not understand what they are seeing when he does what he does. And yes he is legitimately graded at least 7th Dan Aikido black belt IN JAPAN!!! The country that has centuries of martial arts discipline, where they actually train you properly and don't hand out Dan gradings in weeties packets.
+1 # the uno 2013-03-16 23:35
couture would kill seagal, especially under one fc rules. couture by devastating soccer kick.
+3 # robinsolsbery 2013-08-24 17:28
seagal would pull a gun shoot him then claim he front kicked him so hard that he died
-2 # LOL 2013-08-26 13:59
a whole bunch of 2000's kids on here posting.

Steven Seagal is a bad muthafucka. And yes, Anderson Silva said that Seagal taught him that specific kick.

This man is a REAL Martial Artist, just ask Dan Inosanto. He will beat yo ass silly, in 2 seconds.

Randy doesn't want it in the streets, no way. In the sports ring/cage with rules, Seagal would lose.
+1 # pterodactylb 2013-08-27 13:42
steven seagall vs frank dux. dana white, make it happen!

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