A 13-year-old kid hacked

A 13-year-old kid hacked

Last week the MMA world operated under the supervision of JoshTheGod, Anonymous and S3rver.exe. It was as if we all inhabited some heavily visited EfNet IRC chatroom with mods that had complete control over our lives. Don't worry, I won't make fun of you for not understanding some nerd-injected reference. In fact, if you're confused then I applaud your lack of understanding. It shows that you actually had a childhood when you were a kid. Back in high school, my Saturday nights heavily revolved around the amount of warez I could download from anonymous bots across IRC. I even dipped out of my senior prom just so that I could watch a Star Trek: Next Generation marathon with my pops while I combed the web for HERF blueprints.

Look, I never was laid in high school. My time was spent building macros for Ultima Online and attempting to hack websites. In a sense, I aspired to be like S3rver.exe, the 13-year-old that successfully hacked UFC upon Dana White's request. Softpedia interviewed the teenage hacker to see what inspired him to deface among a slew of other sites.

I started hacking when I was 11. Botnets and Rats inspired me and then a friend introduced me to SQL injection and other hacking stuff.

Basically, I started hacking because I saw many videos and news around the world about hacking and then I also wanted to learn. I made heaps of Internet friends and they taught me some tricks.

And I guess hacking is my type because I really like computers and I want to get a job in computing.

I have breached the Administrator of yesterday. That was fun. I went through the directories and stuff. Me and my friend Sterlok breached the security.

Then I did a live deface on and The live deface was on Tinychat. I was sharing my screen and people were watching me deface.

Now I have XSS'ed OPOA, which is the Oakland Police website. I am going to release their stuff soon.

So those were really important to me.

The kid in the banner is actually a member of LulzSec, another hacker group that was responsible for hacking into multiple government websites along with that rather massive Sony PS3 security breach that happened last year. Can't wait for Morpheus to give this kid the red pill. He deserves it.

Last modified onSaturday, 24 August 2013 13:13
Zeus @MiddleEasy

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+18 # freakintony 2012-01-30 18:09
.........speech less
-19 # Guest 2012-01-30 18:11
so they are a bunch of little children. What a surprise!
+16 # Guest 2012-02-01 05:38
LOL Children that are capable of ruining your life by exposing you for the midget porn addict that you are.
+8 # Guest 2012-01-30 18:11
He was born in 1999. While I was (25)running around with my friends on the weekends from bar to bar meeting chics & getting hammered. LOL
+30 # Guest 2012-01-30 18:27
i was nine doing the same LOL
-37 # Guest 2012-01-30 18:12
Niggas finna shoot up some school soon. Don't trust them nerds.
+36 # Guest 2012-01-30 21:53
For can't trust them smart ass computer niggas.
0 # MAXX 2013-08-25 17:31
was that a boondocks reference?!
+46 # LayzieTheSavage 2012-01-30 18:16
This kid is going to be rich. Filthy rich.
+30 # Guest 2012-01-30 19:06
Quoting LayzieTheSavage:
This kid is going to be rich. Filthy rich.

but not before he catches a few well deserved ass whoopings in life
+21 # Guest 2012-01-30 20:50
I wouldnt mess with this kid, hes the type of kid that breaches the security on your bank account just to delete your balance.
+6 # Fatty_Sam86 2012-01-31 13:39
And Wedgies.
-2 # ispitzhotfire 2012-01-31 09:03
He is probably going to be in jail or some dude is going to break his fingers and he will hack no more.
0 # flan 2012-01-30 18:20
Damn i love this damn internet!

Please god, don't let it finish!
+79 # Fatherlessbastard 2012-01-30 18:22
If the kid really wanted to piss Dana off, he should have redirected the site to
+14 # Guest 2012-01-30 18:26
Are we all just going to ignore the two-headed camera man over his right shoulder?
+14 # FreeLeeMurray 2012-01-30 18:36
I bet with this current nerd trend hacking skills actually get you pussy.
+15 # 40ouncetofreedom 2012-01-30 18:39
When i was 13 my biggest sense of accomplishment was sticking my finger inside a girls vagina,Not gettting caught stealing my dads cigarettes and beating Goro on Mortal Kombat for the Genesis.If only the internet was huge back then I'd be a non smoking virgin that never played video games.
+1 # Guest 2012-01-31 09:51
seriously. i'd have kicked my own dick in if all i did was spend my life on a fucking computer. my teenaged-self had one goal: poon tang.
+11 # Guest 2012-01-31 13:23
damn man your such a rebel...can you teach me how to put studs on my leather jacket and grease my hair back?
0 # xtra_chewy 2012-01-30 18:44
JoshTheGod has sweet sunglasses.
+7 # 40ouncetofreedom 2012-01-30 18:46
Quoting xtra_chewy:
JoshTheGod has sweet sunglasses.

I dont think that is e bottom of the article says it's a kid from another group of hackers.
+1 # Guest 2012-01-30 19:04
+7 # Guest 2012-01-30 19:09
hahaha the kid in the picture is 18
+20 # Guest 2012-01-30 19:15
when i was 13, i was still figuring out how to masturbate. this friggin' kid...
0 # sukotsuto 2012-01-30 19:35
Is this really confirmed by meeting this kid in person? I don't dismiss a kid being able to do it, but for what we know, he might be just spouting nonsense to throw some people off his (or her) trail. And maybe the hacker is actually 25 years old... or 11 years old.
+6 # pubahs 2012-01-30 20:03

/join #MiddleEasy

/slap Zeus

*pubahs slaps Zeus around a bit with a large trout


diggin the EFnet reference. l33t.
-2 # Guest 2012-01-30 20:16
a kid that sat on the computer all day with his buddies online. Hacking isn't as hard as people make it seem to be. There are thousands of sites out there that teach you how lol. He's just lucky hes 13 and doesn't get fucked for life
+7 # Sambro 2012-01-30 21:30
Please someone hack my old employer: biosearch technologies.
-6 # Guest 2012-01-30 21:12
DDOS attacks using a botnet aren't hard at all
-3 # Guest 2012-01-31 01:00
using metasploit isn't hard either, people seem to think these kids are geniuses only based on how computer illiterates they are.
0 # Fuck Malware 2013-08-26 14:05
True... our underbelly is so weak and unsecured that point and click metasploit shit will work just about anywhere.
+4 # Kalashnikov 2012-01-31 12:44
Problem is, he didn't just DDoS UFC's server (heck, DDoSing a huge site like UFC would probably accomplish nothing).

Shows how much you know and how "1337" you are.
+7 # FreeLeeMurray 2012-01-30 21:18
The problem is somebody told him masturbation was a sin and now he needs something to do with his hands.
+25 # Guest 2012-01-30 23:51
It just makes it so much better that our favorite cursing tough guy Dana White is now in a feud with a 13 year old kid.
+2 # Fizzy 2012-01-31 01:27
Jesus how much does that kid in the banner pic looks like a young Bill Hicks.
0 # Guest 2012-01-31 08:55
I don't see it.
+2 # Guest 2012-01-31 09:01
I'm did they find the kid? and if they did, wouldn't he be in some deep shit for admitting all the stuff he just admitted to?
+1 # SenorStubbypants 2012-01-31 09:14
Is he the chosen one that Morpheus will find to lead us against the machines?
+7 # Guest 2012-01-31 09:17
The virginity is strong in this one
+3 # Guest 2012-01-31 13:27
i love retarded jock jokes, HURHUR DIS KID MUST BE VIRGIN HIM 13 I FUKT LIKE 20 girls by then
-1 # Fatty_Sam86 2012-01-31 13:45
... must be virgin...
+1 # Guest 2012-01-31 15:07
NOPE i banged ur mom when i was 14 HURHURHURHUR
-6 # Fatty_Sam86 2012-01-31 21:46
Is that right? Good comeback, man. ORIGINAL.
-3 # Sambro 2012-01-31 13:13
When I was 13, I was screwing by friend's Moms.
0 # Fuck Malware 2013-08-26 14:04
Kid needs an ass whooping from his parents. Doing PEN testing as a white hat is cool and should be encouraged. Doing this kind of shit where you deface for fun is stupid. He is no better than those kids that go around town tagging on walls.
0 # @447s 2013-08-29 13:44
:-* 101010101010010 101010101010101 :-*

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