The minute Jon Jones pulled that crazy underhook-backflip of Stephan Bonnar at UFC 94 everyone knew why people called him ‘Bones’. Actually, no one knows why they call him bones. I have a friend named Jon Jones and we call him bones…but there never really was an explanation. I guess we were just sort of lazy that day. If you saw the Jon Jones I know, dude is directly opposite of ‘bones’. Maybe I should convene with the nickname naming committee (the same guys who named the robots in Mega Man) and change it to ‘Big Boned’. Just kidding, I love the guy…especially when he’s yelling at 3am in the morning because two prostitutes stole D**k ‘Starscream’ Grayson’s Ipod (true story).
Jon Jones has inked a new four-fight contract with the UFC after Dana White realized Bones had an abnormally high amount of metachlorines running through his veins. Dude is rocking a flawless record of 9-0 and is now a member of the deepest weight-class in the UFC. Jon Jones is also an avid fan of ‘Angry Johny‘ by Poe something that should instantly place him at the top of your list of ‘Fighters that have smoking hot wives and listen to mid-90s trip-hop’. [Source]
