Yes, Ronda Rousey could armbar God. There comes a time when too many children of God get armbarred, thus you must move on to God himself. You know, Vitor Belfort’s sparring partner. What Ronda Rousey is doing is otherworldly. Her DNA is likely being secretly taken by federal agents disguised as backstage doctors in order to create a race of perfect humans.
Ronda has cleaned out her division, and likely inspired a new woodwork. Beyond tying the championship record for fastest submission, she likely holds the record for most championship fights that can be shown to you entirely in .gif format.
