Cris Cyborg Eats Scorpion in Thailand, Acquiring Its Powers

Say what you will about Cris Cyborg, but Cris Cyborg has clearly devoured a few animals in her day, acquiring their powers for usage in the ring. We all know that Alistair Overeem is in his current predicament because of how difficult it is to acquire horse meat here in the United States compared to Europe. Horse meat was the source of his power. Horse meat. Cris Cyborg is still on a roll in MMA, but had a bit of a hangup earlier this year in muay thai.

The best way to remedy this? Eat a scorpion, acquire its powers and become Cris Cyborg 2.0.

It makes perfect sense to me, especially to do it in Thailand. Far less regulation when it comes to eating deadly predators in Thailand, making it the perfect place to dabble in equipping new powers like the Scorpion Sting. Cyborg returns to the Invicta FC ring at Invicta FC 10 on December 5th, where she will be stinging, presumably like a scorpion, against an unnamed opponent.

Published on September 23, 2014 at 8:05 pm
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