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Jay-Z teamed up with Anderson Silva and Chael Sonnen to produce a micro-documentary, wait what?

Jay-Z teamed up with Anderson Silva and Chael Sonnen to produce a micro-documentary, wait what?

The argument could be made that in an alternate universe, Chael Sonnen never threw that wild spinning elbow and that he started off the second round much like he did the first. In this universe, Chael Sonnen pinned Anderson Silva to the mat for the entire duration of the title fight and at the end, his hand was raised and the belt was attached to his waist. If a scenario like that exists in reality, we are far from it. It's a distant possibility, like Chael Sonnen rocking a pink shirt while listening to Bjork.

Some possibilities in this universe are just agreed upon impossibilities -- in the grand infinite nature of the world, they are false positives. If we were to assemble Anderson Silva vs. Chael Sonnen one thousand times in this universe, the results will be absolutely the same. However that hasn't stopped Jay-Z to rehash one of the greatest beefs in MMA history in this strange collaboration called 'Static.'

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-1 # Space Pope 2014-06-02 20:08
Is Samuel Jackson narrating?
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-1 # Duck Duck Moose 2014-06-03 06:03
Roy Jones Jr.

*Chael voice* Dummy
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0 # Space Pope 2014-06-15 19:21
Quoting Duck Duck Moose:
Roy Jones Jr.

*Chael voice* Dummy


TDown for Chael reference..
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-1 # Duck Duck Moose 2014-06-03 06:07
Bispings eye??!!?

What was it detached retina?

Fucking creepy
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+1 # BigWillTheChamp 2014-06-04 14:07
Video's alright, but could you turn down the fucking music? Jeez.
Re: bisping - He could always cameo as half a cyborg in the next terminator movie with that thing...
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