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This guy now holds the heavyweight world record for the fastest KO in MMA history

This guy now holds the heavyweight world record for the fastest KO in MMA history

On Shaquille O'Neal's debut rap album 'Shaq Diesel,' on one of his highly acclaimed songs he utters the following verse: 'Prepare to fall to your knees like chopped trees.' I've been waiting 20 years to use that in an article, and now that I have, life just isn't the same anymore. Shaq's entire hip-hop career consisted of him repeatedly raising his arms and jumping out of the back of semi-trucks. That's all you needed to do to have a successful rap career in the 90s. Amazing.

So this guy, he falls to his knees like a chopped tree. Shaq is prophetic in his lyrical assumptions. The best thing is, he did it in only 3.5 seconds. Now let's check out Marian Rusu's quick handy work on Ben Schneider at UCMMA.

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-2 # pterodactylb 2014-05-09 08:55
rusu vs laranja. make it happen DW.
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+8 # rasko 2014-05-09 10:05
the ref should have put on a rear naked choke!
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+7 # SHIN 2 THE CHIN 2014-05-09 10:29
That was pathetic
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-3 # MrScott0r 2014-05-09 15:07
Notice how all these "MMA's fastest" are coming from the UK? Staged much?
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-1 # Niro2000 2014-05-09 15:39
YeahQuoting MrScott0r:
Notice how all these "MMA's fastest" are coming from the UK? Staged much?

I noticed that too! Because I'm also high. Good one dude
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+6 # theantifeminist 2014-05-09 16:08
Or piss poor match making?
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0 # Just Tweed 2014-05-09 20:15
Randomness (clustering illusion), how does it work?
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+6 # @OptimusBenign 2014-05-09 17:37
Nice work trying to land those unnecessary follow up shots, big guy.
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+2 # TomCruiseBeast 2014-05-09 22:26
its to bad those guys are awful otherwise this might be good
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0 # belltoller 2014-05-11 21:30
anything can and does happen in the small regionals
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