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Poland's Team Fighting Championship is the greatest thing in your life right now

Poland's Team Fighting Championship is the greatest thing in your life right now

I haven't taken a shower in three days because all of my bath towels are dirty and I'm too lazy to get coins to do my laundry. Beat that. See, I knew you couldn't. I'm the undisputed king of not taking showers this week and in a few hours I will relinquish my crown with Irish Spring and a sponge. My bed sheets smell like Frito Lays and navel. In my kitchen lives a family of gnats that love to buzz around my eyes when I'm playing Titanfall. I'm basically the most attractive person in the universe, and all I have to show for it are a few nunchuck moves I learned on YouTube that I practice with my white dish towel.

Despite how cool all of that sounds, this video of Team Fighting Championships is infinitely better. My god this Poland. The country that never sleeps, but produces an influx of bizarre videos on YouTube. Let me be the first to say that a female announcer along with a team of female dancers presents a strong argument that Poland's Team Fighting Championship has more feminism than UFC has ever had. Props to Boyd at @PhuketTopTeam for the find.

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-3 # igorXdzaic 2014-04-07 12:23
KAMEHAMEHA from Team Poland right there
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-6 # Szajbob 2014-04-07 12:24
It's awesome, but that's not Poland unfortunately. It's Latvia, here is their website as reference

http://teamsfight.com/faq#privacy

info at the bottom.
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0 # Fooseloose 2014-04-07 12:25
Glorified gang fighting. Guess it works in Poland
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-3 # Notimpressed 2014-04-07 13:23
why give this atention at all, has nothing to do with mma as a sport
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+4 # Topdog 2014-04-07 14:51
Just complete chaos! Where do you begin? LPH outwieghed the other team by at least 30 lbs each!
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0 # mmmm chocolate 2014-04-07 19:31
How is it that the fleshy female mounds on either side of an anus can make me so damn hungry... mmmm chocolate
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-4 # Tom Hanks 2014-04-08 03:14
Completely fake too, the pollacks were pulling punches and the swedes pretty much fell over on their own..
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0 # Pretty cool 2014-04-11 08:06
Dude there was a big size and weight difference. But awesome ideal.
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+1 # Awesome 2014-04-28 03:08
Yes, fights was in Latvia but Polish team have won.
I think this is great idea. Better if they will fight on the ring than the stadium.
You can see more fights in comment under this post
http://wslizg.com/futbolowe-mordobicie/
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0 # wij 2014-05-08 11:06
KOLEJORZ!!!! KOLEJORZ!!!! KOLEJORZ!!!
LECH POZNAN!!!
Welcome into my city Poznań.
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