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This Mike Tyson x Balrog mash-up highlight is all you need in your life

This Mike Tyson x Balrog mash-up highlight is all you need in your life

So I just found out my California license is suspended for a 'fix it ticket' from 2010 and I have to pay $900. Normally that wouldn't be cause for any sort of celebration, however I found out there's a chance that I don't have to pay it if I show up in court and say some favorable words to the judge -- and that's reason to celebrate. Oh, I also wrote this list of 'The Top 10 Most Interesting Weed References in Wu-Tang Clan's Forever Album' for High Times Magazine, so that's sort of got my mind off the fact that it's illegal for me to drive in the state I live in.

It's also nice to have a Balrog x Mike Tyson mash-up highlight in the vicinity so I can escape from the ridiculousness of the Los Angeles traffic courts. Combined with this dwindling air quality in Hollywood, it's just giving me more incentive to move to Nantes, France and just write from there. After Coachella that's what I'm doing -- moving to France for the rest of the summer. You heard it first, MiddleEasy readers.

Truth is, I need someone to hug after this traumatic revelation that my California license is suspended. Dammit. Well, this Mike Tyson x Balrog mash-up highlight will have to comfort me until then. Props to TDM for the +100 news tip.

Last modified onFriday, 28 March 2014 00:17
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+1 # GMan 2014-03-28 01:55
Tyson was just a G in his prime!! Sick video!!
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-2 # pterodactylb 2014-03-28 06:02
dude, wheres my issue of high times?
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+3 # Sekuhirahara 2014-03-29 12:06
M. Bison = M. Tyson in Japan. They switched it over when they did the translation to English to prevent people bitching n shet. This boring fact brought to you by a guy bored enough to type it.
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