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You must watch this clip of Gina Carano beating up an entire nightclub while wearing a red dress

You must watch this clip of Gina Carano beating up an entire nightclub while wearing a red dress

The reason why you will never go on a date with Gina Carano is because her last boyfriend was friggin' Superman.

If you're not Sub-Zero, Brad Pitt, Jesus Christ, Batman, or the reincarnation of a young Clark Gable, there's absolutely no way you can follow up to that. By the pure nature of fictional (and real) character status, it's impossible for you to hold enough swag (I know it's an overused word) to even garner Gina Carano's attention. One would have to run into animal hospital that's on fire and save the lives of 1,000 kittens all while being filmed by CNN for Gina Carano to even know that you existed on the same planet as her.

Or you could be named Zeus and she'll follow you on Twitter, but you know -- not everyone can be me.

So you're here for some Gina Carano action in her upcoming film 'In The Blood.' Well fortunately for you we have a stunning clip compliments of ESPN of Carano rocking a red dress as she completely decimates an entire night club. I don't even know what this movie is about, but I'll be damned if I'm not going to watch it when it's released this April 14th. Check it out.

 

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