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Guy fights in Bellator once, gets dominated in under 2 minutes, gets a Bellator tattoo on his NECK

Guy fights in Bellator once, gets dominated in under 2 minutes, gets a Bellator tattoo on his NECK

Don't expect me to write anything negative about this guy and the superfluous amount of Bellator branding he's done on his body. I have a friggin' Wu-Tang 'W' tattoo on my leg and '36 Chambers' written in Thai down my right arm. I'm a shill for free permanent advertising. If Dana White paid off my college tuition, I would proudly get a UFC tattoo on my body in some inconspicuous place that no one will pay attention to.

On October 4th 2013, Poppies Martinez competed in Bellator 104 against Brandon Gritz. It didn't go well for Poppies, and in just 1:20 he was submitted by a pretty slick arm bar. However this didn't stop Martinez from getting a Bellator tattoo on his neck, despite no longer fighting for Bellator. Wow, just wow. Check it out.

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+1 # synthsis 2014-03-05 10:04
Ok ok ok....Where do I start?

-First name of a cute Spring flower than can be turned into an opiate?

-A slew of existing terrible tattoos?

you see where I'm going with this.
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+4 # pterodactylb 2014-03-05 10:11
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-1 # jt33 2014-03-05 10:39
smh..
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-1 # SystemOL 2014-03-06 09:53
Not that he ever had a chance of fighting in the UFC but... so much for that, too. Dumbass.
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-1 # guppy 2014-03-06 10:51
Hey, at least the guy had the balls to step into a cage with another violent and savage human being wanting to cave his head in. That's more than I can say fire myself. Give the man some props for that. I like Bellator. I don't see why you guys always trash it. I'm not a tattoo type of guy (especially neck tattoos) but if I was I'd rather have that or "Mr. Cool Ice" than the UFC on me.
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