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Here's Fedor's Olympic cameo in all of its cold, Russian glory

Here's Fedor's Olympic cameo in all of its cold, Russian glory

While journalists and sports enthusiasts deal with no consumable water and no flushable toilet paper in Sochi, we know what really matters - Fedor. The Olympics have officially jumped the shark, Fedor is an ancient Russian military general and your argument is invalid. Look at him in this ever-repeating .gif from Fansided.com. He looks incredible and fantastic. Strong. We know that beard isn't real, but if it were, he would have at least 5-10 more years of fighting left in him on top of the current 5 years he has left of fighting at a high level.

Come back, Fedor. Please fight Nick Diaz.

So awesome. What a boss. The existence of Fedor almost makes up for the human rights atrocities we've become so familiar with over the past few years. Also: Nice production values, Mother Russia.

Last modified onFriday, 07 February 2014 11:37
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0 # fedorssweater 2014-02-07 11:43
The beard of the gods.
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-1 # AFrontKicktotheFace 2014-02-07 14:25
Why dont you use your "shogunsshorts" account any more?
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-1 # fedorssweater 2014-02-07 16:31
Quoting AFrontKicktotheFace:
Why dont you use your "shogunsshorts" account any more?


Not sure if this is directed at me. If it is, I'm not the same guy. No clue who "shogunsshorts" is.
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-1 # AFrontKicktotheFace 2014-02-07 23:06
"Not sure if this is directed at me."

lol
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0 # Shoguns Shorts 2014-02-15 05:11
LOL I'm right here Anderson nutthugger!

Didn't know you were missing me, lil bitch! Hahah
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-1 # Judo Mike 2014-02-07 12:14
"By Fedor's beard..."

"Great Fedor's beard..."

A couple new lines for Will Ferrel to overuse.
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-1 # AFrontKicktotheFace 2014-02-07 14:25
Why dont you use your "shogunsshorts" account any more?
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0 # 310 2014-02-07 16:26
Why don't you use your "shogunsshorts" account any more?
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0 # TDM 2014-02-07 18:16
Why don't you use your "shogunsshorts" account any more?
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0 # AFrontKicktotheFace 2014-02-07 20:55
lol
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-2 # fedorssweater 2014-02-07 20:58
I hate all of you! haha!
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-2 # jimmosleg 2014-02-07 22:49
obviously a bunch of homsexuals on this website ..
with all the talk about marucios shorts
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-1 # TDM 2014-02-08 10:32
I see you haven't heard about our friendly neighborhood Gary LaPlante.
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-2 # jimmosleg 2014-02-08 16:28
have not..sounds like a gay heathen
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0 # AuntieRazor 2014-02-08 20:20
But seriously, the only question I have is, Why dont you use your "shogunsshorts" account any more?
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-1 # AkuraIchiban 2014-02-09 14:32
The Last Emperor!
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0 # Shoguns Shorts 2014-02-15 05:17
I'm brazillian, folks. And I was on vacation... I'm definitely not Gary.

Actually I think the death metal crap he listens to is to calm his desire to eat dick.

And I came in here just to say WOHOO FEDOR YOU LOVELY BEAST!!!111
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