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Pat Barry has joined GLORY Kickboxing, but his next fight is actually against this guy...

Pat Barry has joined GLORY Kickboxing, but his next fight is actually against this guy...

Let's play a game, it's called 'MMA Foods' where you take a fighter's name and create a food out of it. Ready? Pat Barrys and Cream. Game over, I won. Now give me all the money in your left pocket. Don't be stingy with the lint and gum wrappers. I need those too. If you're not wearing any pants, then you've won at grossing me out. Now throw something over your underwear, because that's just disgusting.

I can't believe you guys would read MiddleEasy in just your underwear. You're disrespecting the sport you love and your favorite MMA site. Next time, just take those underwear off and go nude in front of your monitor. It may be awkward at first but with enough time you'll feel completely liberated. Urijah Faber has 'no shirt nation,' MiddleEasy has 'no underwear peninsula' and we're giving passports out on a daily basis.

Earlier today Pat Barry made an appearance on The MMA Hour to announce he's joined Glory Kickboxing in hopes of separating heads from shoulders with well-placed high kicks. However before all that goes down, his next bout will be in WKA at CSC 39 on March 22nd against Ed Burris -- oh, and it's under a GLORY ruleset. Check out the poster of the event and props to @Bauzen for the news.

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-1 # lycan_warlord 2014-02-03 14:01
Awesome. Can't wait.
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0 # Thulsadoom 2014-02-03 15:38
Hopefully no face plants this time around.
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-1 # pterodactylb 2014-02-04 07:32
boysen barry pie with extra burris.
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+2 # bayzel22 2014-02-04 13:26
Problem is Barry wasn't getting wrestle fucked in MMA. He was getting knocked out and knocked out bad.
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0 # AuntieRazor 2014-02-04 17:24
EGG ZACK LEE.
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-1 # Polybius 2014-02-04 14:16
His photo looks super shopped.
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0 # fedorssweater 2014-02-07 11:11
Quoting Polybius:
His photo looks super shopped.


Look at those narrow temples!
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