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So you want to be the executive director of the Nevada State Athletic Commission? Here's the job listing...

So you want to be the executive director of the Nevada State Athletic Commission? Here's the job listing...

Someone told me that you've waited your entire life for Dana White to scream obscenities at you. Well, that day has finally arrived. Keith Kizer's old job is now up on the employment auction block, and you can be the quintessential 'man' in all of MMA and boxing.

Feast your eyes on the official application for the executive director of the Nevada State Athletic Commission. At $97,901, Kizer was probably pulling in a six-figure income before he unexpectedly resigned from his position. The .pdf can be downloaded here, oh and good luck. I hope you get it -- and you better give me cageside/ringside seats to every event from now until zombies eventually takeover the city of Las Vegas.

Last modified onThursday, 16 January 2014 11:36
Zeus @MiddleEasy

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+8 # bpm400 2014-01-16 10:57
I just sent them my resumée(I'm pretty sure they can understand swedish)

I hope working as a mailman for 5 years will help me get the job

I just wanna fire Mazzagati and then quit, this is the only chance I have to do it
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-2 # bpm400 2014-01-16 10:58
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-1 # Gin Rummy 2014-01-16 12:43
Godspeed sir, you are a saint.
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0 # SenorStubbyPants 2014-01-16 13:21
Mine's in. I'm going to implement this topless stipulation for female matches. I mean it's really a move for equality since males are not allowed to wear shirts...
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-1 # rasko 2014-01-17 08:36
a question from europe: you only have 11 holidays?
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