This 7-second one-punch KO will solve all of your life problems, or your money back

This 7-second one-punch KO will solve all of your life problems, or your money back

Wake up you day dreamers. There's already head bashing to view this early in the afternoon -- this time in a brief seven-second interval. On December 7th, Ben Pierre-Saint used the law of thermodynamic and expended the least amount of energy for the greatest result when he knocked out his opponent in just seven seconds at Shine MMA 2 in Bemidji, Minnesota. That's more time it takes you to realize the ending of this season of Boardwalk Empire was a letdown. However, seven seconds is still less time it take one to wince in pain at the removal of an in-grown hair. Check out what happens if you slip a punch, feel confident, and disregard to keep your hands up at all times. Props to decapitationstation for the +100 news tip.

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+5 # synthsis 2013-12-12 12:48
starched like a $2 Dry Cleaner
0 # GONZO 2013-12-12 12:55
I do not approve of this Black on Black crime. Especially with that promotion name.
+1 # eserube 2013-12-12 12:59
So he decided to plank on the dead guy afterwards
0 # GONZO 2013-12-12 13:00
Might even be a 5-second KO. Yikes.
+4 # Genb 2013-12-12 13:02
Good going by the ref, got in there quickly
0 # decapitationstation 2013-12-12 13:27
featured :eek:
0 # AuntieRazor 2013-12-12 13:54
Somebody was on BloodyElbow.
0 # AuntieRazor 2013-12-12 13:55
When their toes are curled, just throw another bomb to to straighten them back out.
+1 # HowNow 2013-12-12 15:08
He is an excellent mandingo fighter
0 # JJ kid 2013-12-20 23:02
Im not impressed. One came to fight the other wasn't ready.
0 # Guy smalley 2013-12-21 13:46
Yea it did look like he was about to get back up, so let have a second KO :o

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