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One-armed fighter makes his MMA debut...and wins via ARM BAR

One-armed fighter makes his MMA debut...and wins via ARM BAR

Three years ago in Belarus a one-armed man was arrested for clapping. Now we finally know the sound one hand makes when it claps, and it's apparently really annoying.

Now that a one-armed fighter has made his MMA debut and won via arm bar, what's your excuse for not doing the dishes that's been sitting in your sink since the beginning of last weekend? In fact, whenever a one-armed fighter pulls off an arm bar, every excuse you have for the rest of your life is invalid. Even the Chewbacca defense is invalid, folks.

Joshua Rector made his MMA debut at BlacKOut Fighting Championships 13 in Carthage, Missouri over the weekend and managed to submit Brandon Collins with a first-round arm bar. Now check out the video and be instantly inspired.

Zeus @MiddleEasy

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+4 # jt33 2013-10-28 14:03
like mma version of the headless horsemen... he travels, searching, while collecting arms looking for his missing limb.

worst announcers ever...
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0 # GONZO 2013-10-28 15:01
I'm not gonna say it.
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-1 # bonzo 2013-10-29 02:58
fucking bs... fight was rigged, lols :-x
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+2 # Cosius 2013-10-29 12:17
The guy is great and all but you act as if you've never heard of Nick Newell who is 10-0 and also has only one arm.
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0 # maxx00x 2013-10-29 22:05
lol they've reported on nick a bunch.
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+1 # marksuckerberg 2013-10-29 19:48
nothing new here...amazing would be if he'd lost via left armbar...
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0 # Macca 2013-10-29 22:02
He has a great sense of humour, I go in the gym and I'm like, 'hey gimme 5'......

....Well aren't you just a big cunt mr commentator.
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