Menu

Lyoto Machida says he didn't drink as much urine as he normally would leading up to UFC Fight Night 30

Lyoto Machida says he didn't drink as much urine as he normally would leading up to UFC Fight Night 30

When I was in college, I drank a bottle of my own urine for a $5 Barnes and Nobles Gift card, three cans of Natural Light and half of a meatball sub because I was a drunk idiot. It sort of tasted like a warm Powerade. There was also this hot chick that I thought would be impressed by my urine drinking abilities, she never really talked to me again. It's cool, she's pregnant now by some dude that's in prison for trafficking drugs from Mexico to America, so in the end, I think I won.

Lyoto Machida drinks his liquid waste under the guise of 'urine therapy,' a process that's supposed to replenish lost minerals in the body by recycling one's own fluid. My counter argument to that is if we need these 'lost minerals,' then why is the body removing them through waste? Like they say, another man's junk is the same man's treasure if consumed through urine. Actually, that's not how it goes. Nothing should go like that in fact.

Check out this Whoa! TV interview in which Lyoto Machida states that he's taking it easy on the urine drinking leading up to this weekend's UFC Fight Night 30. HT to Ariel Helwani.

Zeus @MiddleEasy

Zeus is represented by Galactus in his avatar image because he has an immature obsession with Marvel when they went all sci-fi back in the mid 80s. I'm the creator of MiddleEasy and Nickelodeon's The Adventures of Pete and Pete. Just kidding about the Nickelodeon stuff, but that would be really cool.

Twitter: @MiddleEasy

Email This email address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it.

This video of Vitor Belfort screaming and freaking out will haunt your dreams for the rest of your life

In preparation for his title fight with Chris Weidman Brazilian number one contender Vitor Belfort is training underground in your local storm drain. When onlookers pass by during a sparring...

03-26-2015 | Tommy Messano | No comments

This guy obnoxiously tells a story about a cocaine-fueled night with Jon Jones

Jon Jones loves the cocaine. This is something that we know now in 2015. He likes getting jacked on rails and fucking shit up. And how could you not? Cocaine...

03-22-2015 | Jerry Merril | No comments

Oh Yeah? Before he goes into the WWE Hall of Fame the top ten Macho Man moments ranked

The Macho Man Randy Savage may have been the greatest professional wrestler of all-time. If he’s not at the top of your personal list, the Macho Man has to be...

03-28-2015 | Tommy Messano | No comments

Rafael dos Anjos sets Milwaukee ablaze, demolishes Anthony

What's gone wrong with the Pettis brothers? That's what's on the minds of thousands if not millions of MMA fans around the globe as they witnessed Anthony Pettis get beat...

03-14-2015 | Jerry Merril | No comments

Khabib Nurmagomedov won't stop talking smack to Anthony Pettis until Pettis is crying in his Wheaties

Dateline the cold blood that runs through UFC lightweight contender Khabib Nurmagomedov's veins. Anthony Pettis has a fractured orbital bone after his loss at UFC 185 and now Nurmagomedov wants...

03-19-2015 | Tommy Messano | No comments

While wearing a ball gown watch Ronda Rousey fight Michelle Rodriguez in Furious 7

The genesis of Formal Wear Fighting Championship may have taken place on the set of Furious 7. FWFC will be the classiest cage fighting promotion in the history of mixed...

03-19-2015 | Tommy Messano | No comments

Watch Roy Nelson's belly jiggle in the latest Fight Motion

Fight Motion displays the visual impact of punches and kicks better than anything outside of Mortal Kombat. When you add Roy Nelson to any Fight Motion, you get an ocean's...

03-24-2015 | Jerry Merril | No comments

This epic screwup from a ref at Fight Night 62 reminds us that MMA doesn't want us to have nice things

The best part of being an MMA fan is seeing how the sport has evolved over the years. I was at UFC 3, I remember how shitty and awesome it...

03-22-2015 | Jerry Merril | No comments

St Paddy's Day Street MMA Roundup - Day 2

St. Paddy's Day, or St. Patrick's Day as white people call it, is a day full of debauchery. It's probably the best Catholic holiday outside of Ash Wednesday, when we...

03-17-2015 | Jerry Merril | No comments

Log In or Sign Up

Registrations are OPEN this week.

Log in with Facebook

Forgot your password? / Forgot your username?