MFC owner Mark Pavelich says he would destroy Dana White in a boxing match

MFC owner Mark Pavelich says he would destroy Dana White in a boxing match

When it comes to finding a banner picture for Mark Pavelich, there's one that dominates them all -- I'll give you a hint as to which it is. Fortunately for MiddleEasy, we think 'outside the cage' when it comes to imagery and 'inside the cage' when it comes to cheesy and overused MMA cliches. In a perfect world, that statement should make your brain splatter all over the wall due to sheer ingenuity. However, we're not in a perfect world, and it's evidenced by Kristin Kreuk having no idea who I am.

In a perfect world, Dana White would accept Mark Pavelich's offer to fight him in a boxing match and @LayzieTheSavage would record the entire thing for MiddleEasy. Check out what the owner of MFC said in a recent interview with Frank Trigg.

I would want to spar with [Dana White] three rounds of boxing before we made the deal. And then we can make it after that because I would mash him in a boxing match. I would just destroy him. It wouldn’t even be close. It’s so funny. I’m like 45, bad back, zero athleticism, but the only time I look minorly athletic is if I box. It’s almost comical. If you saw it, you’d be like, ‘Holy smokes! He doesn’t look like he could do that.’ When I start boxing, I sort of look like I know what I’m doing.

The Pav, what an interesting human being -- and it seems like just yesterday he was selling his entire organization for a price tag of $3,200,000. We will never be able to fully understand you, Mark -- but keep on Paving the way.

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-4 # Hominicks Hematoma 2013-10-06 13:10
What a fucking moron, no stars and no cable deal, 3.2 Million for what exactly?? Watch out Mark when WSOF starts putting on shows in Canada, you will sink.
+10 # Brendan 2013-10-06 13:30
Quoting Hominicks Hematoma:
no cable deal.

Then why the fuck is every event on AXS TV? (hint: it's because they have a cable deal.)
+4 # SkeetEmUp 2013-10-06 15:37
one of the dumbest things i've ever read. so you look good boxing? i don't understand his reasoning. was he kidding?
0 # Gattsu 2013-10-06 15:37
It would be the one time in my life I'd be cheering for Dana.

MFC had a great show the weekend but I could do with this guy shutting the fuck up a little.
+2 # nohespect 2013-10-06 19:26
Didn't Dana used to box too? I feel like this hypothetical fight would be way more competitive than how pavelich thinks it's going to play out.
-3 # GUCCI 2013-10-07 09:44
get off danas dick
-3 # GUCCI 2013-10-07 09:45
+1 # Lime 2013-10-06 23:33
Mark takes the slime ball contest hands down :-x
+1 # craycray 2013-10-07 01:07
apparently the stupidity one as well
+1 # Slap Boxer 2013-10-07 08:41
Anybody to talk about themselves like that is full of it. Some trainer has him believing he can box and he soaks it up like a 7 year old girl dressed in a princess costume.
+8 # jt33 2013-10-07 09:19
do you even boxercise bro..
0 # Mr White 2013-11-11 00:46
This loser and his wife are washed up strippers and this guy is a big mouth braggart he tried to fight MMA and had to tap out to a 18 year old kid he also has a son who's not even his own kid but he tells everyone that the kid is his he is very very lost

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