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Cain Velasquez grappled with Brett Rogers and there's video of it

Cain Velasquez grappled with Brett Rogers and there's video of it

Cain Velasquez attended Arizona State University, which already places him at a disadvantage in the Frate Trane list. Any Wildcat would understand, it's only business. However, for the sake of keeping everything at a warm equilibrium on MiddleEasy, I'll pretend like he tried to enrolled into the University of Arizona, but slightly messed up his college entrance application.

Most of you are unaware that the UFC heavyweight champion started his MMA career in Strikeforce, and for some bizarre reason, Scott Coker decided to let him go. In an alternate universe somewhere on the edge of a forgotten timeline, Cain Velasquez became the Strikeforce heavyweight champion, was the first person to defeat Fedor, and defended his belt against Brett Rogers. In that same universe, chicken wings and blue cheese don't exist, so it still has its flaws.

Since that didn't actually happen, the closest thing we have to Cain Velasquez vs. Brett Rogers is this video of the two grappling. Check it out.

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+28 # Shane 2013-08-26 10:49
Aaaand that went exactly as I figured it would.
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+12 # FreeLeeMurray 2013-08-26 10:54
Wow Cain made Brett Rogers look like Brett did to his wife.
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+7 # Crazy 2013-08-26 17:32
Remember when people had Brett as a Top 10 HW in MMA
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-4 # BATTLE PENIS 2013-08-26 19:54
Remember when you told your sister with a clump foot she would blend in?
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+7 # Chiggs 2013-08-26 11:58
And thats exactly why Rogers will never fight in the UFC or for a belt sadly. Dude just doesnt seem to progress at all...shocker I know :P
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+8 # H... 2013-08-26 13:07
STRIKEFORCE NEVER DIE!
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0 # Crazy 2013-08-26 17:34
HELLO 2010
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+11 # #whatwouldlegolasdo 2013-08-26 13:32
While I'm no Rogers fan, I thought I'd point that that he is, after all, grappling with the UFC Heavyweight Champion.
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+3 # LOL 2013-08-26 14:07
Cain reaction to the bell at the end was like " WTF?? I'm not done yet!"
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-1 # Slater 2013-08-26 16:08
that video was awful! It was like watching the worlds best ufc heavyweight beat up some brawler that sucks at training UFC.
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+1 # jt33 2013-08-26 19:41
the only part about this i didnt expect was nothing.
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+2 # DENV3RtheDESTROY3R 2013-08-26 23:36
Cain should have been rougher on him. I would have loved to see some knee on belly to knee on face action!
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