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Brazilian fitness model Eva Andressa just became the greatest on-camera MMA journalist

Brazilian fitness model Eva Andressa just became the greatest on-camera MMA journalist

You've never heard of Eva Andressa. Heck, you don't even know how to speak Portuguese. This still does not negate the fact that this Brazilian fitness model just became the greatest on-camera MMA journalist is MMA journalism history.

Ariel Helwani does a great job and he's a friend of MiddleEasy, but if you had the opportunity to see Eva Andressa do the exact on-camera interviewing as Helwani -- I think our bud would be out of a job. This does bring up another point that needs to be addressed in MMA; why is there such an obsession with being in the camera shot with the person being interviewed? Ariel gets a pass because he started the entire movement, but it's now become an epidemic in MMA journalism. The subject of the interview is the interviewee, not the interviewer. Stick the camera in front of the person's face and then ask questions -- no one cares what you look like, MMA journalist.

Of course that entire philosophy collapses when Brazilian fitness model Eva Andressa is doing interviews. Check out this one she grabbed with Lyoto Machida -- and whatever you do don't open a new tab on your browser and Google 'Eva Andressa.' Thank you. Props to DENV3RtheDESTROY3R for the +100 news tip.

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-7 # Yellow by xmas 2013-08-26 10:09
No.
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+8 # Yeah. 2013-08-26 10:12
I love when language is not a barrier
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+24 # hpnova 2013-08-26 10:22
:-*
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+1 # SST 2013-08-26 12:40
I just threw-up. She's got nothing on Paula Sack. Plus she's on TRT.
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+2 # MC Hammer 2013-08-26 16:27
Oh my!! :P
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+2 # MC Hammer 2013-08-26 16:30
Oh my! :P
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-2 # yesman 2013-08-26 10:23
amazing article middleeasy bravo...... :-?
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+9 # This Guy 2013-08-26 10:24
Squats, Beans and Meat, 3 things not in the american girls regimen
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+11 # DENV3RtheDESTROY3R 2013-08-26 10:36
I never knew a booty could be so big! Brazil for the win
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+11 # MC Hammer 2013-08-26 10:39
I absolutely googled her name and came across her nude video shoot. OMG! Thank you.
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+4 # MixedMonkeyArts 2013-08-26 11:00
Rare to see a model sporting Four implants. I ain't complaining.
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+11 # MixedMonkeyArts 2013-08-26 11:05
Just saw the video. Uncovered, the implants give her boobs Marty Feldman eyes.
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0 # MC Hammer 2013-08-26 16:30
Her booty too. :o
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+11 # Yellow Drank 2013-08-26 11:54
Lyoto totally hit that.

But she took him down twice and won a decision.
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0 # Chiggs 2013-08-26 12:10
Dat Ass!!!!! Mmmhmm

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+5 # AkuraIchiban 2013-08-26 13:13
BRAZIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIL!!! Better than bacon!
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-1 # NoHomo 2013-08-26 13:17
Gay article
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+2 # MC Hammer 2013-08-26 13:51
Damn you MiddleEasy!! Now I can't get Eva Andressa off my mind and laptop! :-*
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-1 # Two Words 2013-08-26 14:04
Booty Shots
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+15 # Slater 2013-08-26 16:09
all Lyoto was thinking "what does her pee taste like?"
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0 # jt33 2013-08-27 03:39
fuck it; moving to brazil.
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-1 # Polybius 2013-08-27 08:32
Too ripped. Plus her ass is too big.
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+9 # Fatty_Sam86 2013-08-27 15:39
Your gay is too big.
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+3 # Heavyneto 2013-08-28 13:59
For those of you guys who don't speak portuguese, enjoy not understanding how embarassing the interview was.

She actually asked him:"if you win this fight, will you get the belt?"

Let's just keep those curves in mind.


Oh, and if you like fitness model type girls, google "Juju Salimeni" and "Nicole Bahls"...
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