Menu

A guy at Jungle Fight 56 used his chin to block his chin, and it didn't end well

A guy at Jungle Fight 56 used his chin to block his chin, and it didn't end well

Sorry average anatomical humanoid being, not everyone is born with an inherent force-field built into their chin. We all don't hail from the same planet as Nick Diaz, Dan Henderson and Rampage Jackson. If genetic code operated on the same mechanics as a role-playing game, their DNA dumped all of its skill points into the construction of their chin. It's impossible to max out that level anymore. They've hit the apex, now they can spend the rest of their life using their chin as earth's primary defense against asteroids.

Warlley Alves tested Mike "The Problem" Jackson's chin last night at Jungle 56 and discovered that Mike's chin really does have a problem when six unanswered strikes are landed on it. Thanks to Ian Parr for the find.

Zeus @MiddleEasy

Zeus is represented by Galactus in his avatar image because he has an immature obsession with Marvel when they went all sci-fi back in the mid 80s. I'm the creator of MiddleEasy and Nickelodeon's The Adventures of Pete and Pete. Just kidding about the Nickelodeon stuff, but that would be really cool.

Twitter: @MiddleEasy

Email This email address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it.

Comments   

 
+4 # robinsolsbery 2013-08-25 12:24
after the 6th hes regretting it
Reply
 
 
+9 # robinsolsbery 2013-08-25 12:29
http://www.tapology.com/fightcenter/fighters/3872-mike-jackson for a guy whos been ko 6 times before he sure overestimates his chin
Reply
 
 
-2 # CharlatansUnited 2013-08-25 13:05
ESPNDEPORTES!!
Reply
 
 
+5 # Sakuraba3900 2013-08-25 14:24
Dude... Even though he did get KOd he has one hell of a chin for taking that many shots flush without going down AND he didnt even go down hard. Impressive.
Reply
 
 
+2 # Sakuraba3900 2013-08-25 14:24
Clearly that man has unlocked the BALBOA perk
Reply
 
 
+1 # Fatty_Sam86 2013-08-25 16:59
Ok, I'm a huge Overeem fan but I'm not about to start imitating him in the cage like this guy over here :-?
Reply
 
 
+2 # jt33 2013-08-25 17:52
i was waiting the whole time like "whats the big deal i see this all the time...ohhhh" its like he forgot it was mma and thought it was wrestling. he tried to "hulk" up after each punch only he forgot to move lol..great chin though now he just need to add some defense to it.
Reply
 
 
0 # GUCCI 2013-08-25 18:55
yeah not much of a forcefield
Reply
 
 
-4 # Slave1 2013-08-25 19:26
What a pussy ass chin.
Reply
 
 
+1 # Arewhyyou 2013-08-25 19:30
I would like to point out even further that his name is Michael Jackson.
Reply
 
 
+4 # DENV3RtheDESTROY3R 2013-08-26 02:48
Blocking punches with your chin, that's a bold strategy Cotton, let's see how it pays off
Reply
 
 
0 # snicklefritz 2013-08-26 12:26
dude totally tried that Rocky "Aint so bad" shit,yeah keep that in the movies son.
Reply
 
 
+1 # SST 2013-08-26 14:27
Early stoppage! Only why to develop a chin like that is from an early age. His mama taught him well.
Reply
 
 
0 # Ownerer 2013-08-27 10:34
Early stoppage for sure, the blue shorts was gassing out!
Reply
 
 
0 # Heavyneto 2013-08-28 14:08
Shouts to the Corner:
"I know what I'm doing, I'm making him get tired"
Reply
 
 
0 # PeteDaMeat 2013-08-29 04:33
I can hear Paulie in the background...

"nah he aint gettin killed, HE'S GETTIN MAD!"

But then this dude got killed.
Reply
 

Add comment

Security code
Refresh

Floppy arm alert: WSOF's Sidemar Honorio shatters the arm of Matt Lozano with a kick

This has been the most violent weekend in recent memory. Last night we saw a Knee Destruction at RFA 18, Bellator was full of stoppages, and this morning Bamma and...

09-13-2014 | Jason Nawara | No comments

Zara's back with her Weird Week in Social Media September 6-12

So welcome to another instalment of Zara’s Weird Week in Social Media, where I comb through countless pictures of food and endless selfies. Granted most are my own or Felice...

09-13-2014 | Zara Barry | No comments

Patricio Pitbull takes the Bellator belt from Pat Curran in another classic

Jimmy Smith mentioned how Pat Curran and Patricio Pitbull were heading into their 50th minute of fighting each other tonight. That means between Pat and... Pat, and Eddie Alvarez vs....

09-05-2014 | Jason Nawara | No comments

A Lesson in Street MMA: Karate poses without simple defense will only get you KOd

I'm all for katas making their way to Street MMA, but there's a time and place for these movements. Sure, (attempt to) psyche out your opponent before the fight, or...

09-04-2014 | Jason Nawara | 4 Comments

UFC Japan killed it with this Rin Nakai/Miesha Tate promo

Someone please invent the flux capacitor and shoehorn it into the nearest automobile capable of going 88 MPH so I can just watch UFC Japan already. I can't wait another...

09-13-2014 | Jason Nawara | 5 Comments

UFC 180 in Mexico is Going to Be Lucha-Tastic

Oh my god. So, look, the UFC is finally making a big push into Mexico and doing so with Cain Velasquez vs. Fabricio Werdum at the helm for the UFC Heavyweight...

09-05-2014 | Dave Walsh | 3 Comments

Bec Rawlings talks creepy fans, the TUF 20 house, and how the media is blowing drama out of proportion

Ah, Rowdy Bec Rawlings. The Australian badass made a name for herself by being a punk princess that could knock you out or submit you if you sneered at her...

09-10-2014 | Jason Nawara | 4 Comments

Pat Barry tells us that he's scared of Nate Diaz

The story goes something like this: Pat Barry enters an elevator, only to be greeted by Nate Diaz who was standing in a corner. Pat pushes the button, the doors...

09-13-2014 | Jason Nawara | 2 Comments

Check Out WHOATV's Mark Hunt vs. Roy Nelson Trailer

You ever walk into a fast food joint and see at that guy who lives off fast food menus? Employees know him on a first name basis and greet him...

09-12-2014 | Joe Troiano | 1 Comment

Log In

Registrations are OPEN this week.

Log in with Facebook

Forgot your password? / Forgot your username?

Joomla! Debug Console

Session

Profile Information

Memory Usage

Database Queries