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Lyoto Machida says he only has four years of fighting left in him

Lyoto Machida says he only has four years of fighting left in him

How would our society change if 'let's have a gay old time' was still a socially acceptable saying? Back in 1960 it was cool enough to place in the theme song of The Flintstones and now 50 years later, that phrase has an entirely new meaning. The old meaning is still there however, hidden in its shroud of modern homophobia.

Someone out there reading this article, promise me you will actually drop 'have a gay old time' at some point this weekend when you're hanging out with your friends. Say it in the expectation of absolutely no follow-up statements. The only way we can make this a social normal again is to repeat the phrase at a frequency that it fully retains its former meaning. It can happen, but only if you're courageous enough to start. Not you, you're wuss. The other person reading this article. Yeah, you.

That's a pretty heavy way to start off a video about Lyoto Machida saying he only has four years of fighting left in him. Well what's done is done, so watch this FightHub TV clip filmed by @LayzieTheSavage.

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-3 # NoHomo 2013-08-22 14:30
I'd like to have gay new time
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+2 # BATTLE PENIS 2013-08-22 15:40
Holy mono-brow batman
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+5 # jt33 2013-08-22 16:26
the unibrow of death...

how old is machida? early 30's?..4 years is about 8 fights so thats not too bad. he still hasnt taken a lot of damage though so i could see 4 years easily turning into 6 if he stays healthy.
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-4 # SST 2013-08-22 16:38
why? he's a boring ass (non)fighter.
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+5 # DENV3RtheDESTROY3R 2013-08-23 01:26
Even though he's not always the most exciting fighter Lyoto is a badass! He brings a unique style to MMA that I've always enjoyed watching.
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+1 # TheArtimus 2013-08-23 11:21
Remember when Rogan said "Welcome to the Machida Age"? Seems like forever ago. Man, those were the days.
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0 # Correction 2013-08-26 19:07
*era ;-)
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0 # SST 2013-08-23 13:25
Oh, that's why Gayzie stopped posting his crap videos on here. Zeus fired his ugly ass.
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0 # robinsolsbery 2013-08-24 12:47
If lyoto wants to be remembered as a legend he had better change it up and stop going for boring decisions otherwise no ones gonna care
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