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Win 2 FLOOR TICKETS to UFC 164 in our 'Invent a Bendo Conspiracy Theory' Dethrone contest!

Win 2 FLOOR TICKETS to UFC 164 in our 'Invent a Bendo Conspiracy Theory' Dethrone contest!

Another Dethrone contest in the same month. That's what happens when UFC responds to your addiction to MMA by throwing together a card every weekend this August. It's a mid-summer night's dream -- and it's strange because it's actually mid-summer. Alright so it's a little bit later than mid-summer, but Shakespeare never wrote a 'late-summer night's dream' so it doesn't work in this context.

UFC 164 goes down August 31st and Ben Henderson will be defending his title in a rematch against Showtime Pettis which will be held at the BMO Harris Bradley CenterCity in Milwaukee, Wisconsin. The location is important if you want to nail the grand prize of this Dethrone contest. If you're nowhere near that location, don't worry, we're still giving away prizes you will covet.

Behold, our 'Invent a Bendo Conspiracy Theory' contest. Yes, Dethrone (the same company that made his Illuminati shirt) and MiddleEasy knows that you all believe Ben Henderson is a member of the Illuminati and after each fight he signals to his hyper-dimensional reptilian rulers through hand gestures. Look, we're not saying that this isn't true -- but we want you to create your very own Ben Henderson conspiracy theory.

Contest Rules:

Say his tattoo wings on his back are actually grafted cybernetic implants or his toothpick is actually a communication device by the Anunnaki. Write whatever, just make it clever enough that everyone stops what they're doing and take notice.

As always, abide by the two rules of MiddleEasy: Don't be racist or homophobic. It's a shame that it's 2013 and we still have to tell some of you how not to be a douche -- but we do.

Grand Prize (1):
One lucky winner will receive two floor seats to UFC 164.

Runner-up (1):
One Dethrone UFC 164 Ben Henderson walk-out shirt, signed by the man himself.

Social Media Winners (3):
One Dethrone shirt!

We understand that some of you aren't that creative. Look, it's cool -- we still love you. So we've opened up a way to still grab one of these fabulous Dethrone prizes. It's called being a 'Social Media Winner' and all you have to do is:
1.) Like Dethrone's Facebook page
2.) Follow them on Twitter @Dethrone
3.) Write a message in the comment section with your Facebook and Twitter page so we can verify it.

Submission Rules:

Feel free to enter as many times as you like. This contest is only open to residents of North America, but if you're from another country, we still love you. A winner will be selected on August 29th. The USD amount of each prize has not been determined, but I can assure you will not be disappointed. All entries are the property of MiddleEasy, where we will print them all out and build a giant paper airplane. If you win the contest but are not eligible to receive your prize, you will receive a slap on the wrist and your award will be handed up to the another contestant.

Enter Now!:

Got your Bendo conspiracy theory? Then enter it in the comment section below. Each comment is one entry, and you can enter as much as you like.
Want to just be a social media winner? Then leave a comment with your Facebook and Twitter page so we can verify you're following Dethrone!

Bonus: If your conspiracy theory is just downright amazing, we'll award you +200 MiddleEasy points immediately (if you're a registered MiddleEasyer, of course).

All contest entries must be left as comments!

Update: Contest is over! Look at the results here!

Last modified onFriday, 30 August 2013 02:49
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-13 # Not Jeff Bridges 2013-08-21 18:26
Bendo is actually half-vietnamese , not half-korean.
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-9 # Mark2020 2013-08-21 18:52
The showtime kick didn't actually land...it connected with the toothpick and we know bendo would take some whiplash before letting go of it
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-9 # Mark2020 2013-08-21 18:54
He is half Korean half Clydesdale.
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+2 # Phattousai 2013-08-21 19:17
While it's true that both famous MMA Hendersons, share similar nicknames, it seems that they share more than that...

The UFC has been covering up the fact that Dan Henderson is the biological father of current Lightweight champion Ben Henderson. Why, you ask? They don't want people catching on that he's being given breaks because of his famous dad

While no evidence has surfaced to prove this, records do show that a 12 year old Dan Henderson was in Colorado Springs visiting the Olympic Wrestling facility in early February of 1982, nine months before Benson was born to the world.

It turns out that one of the stipulations in Dan's contract he signed upon returning in 2011 was that at no time will it ever be recognized that Benson and Dan are related in any fashion. When asked about this clause, Dana said "Fuck, I don't fuckin' know why he wanted the fuckin' clause there. He just fuckin' kept saying "I mean, it's not like it's fuckin' true, it's just like, fuck yea, you know just in case, right?" I didn't fuckin' care, I just asked him if he wanted to be a fuckin' fighter and he said yea, so fuck."

All calls to both parties have declined to speak on the matter.

In related news, Benson "Smooth" Henderson will be fighting a man who earned his title shot three years and four fights ago by beating the current champion.
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-12 # The People 2013-08-21 19:22
The latest episode of Joe Rogan Questions Everything was confiscated, and replaced with another. Rogan was close to the truth, and Dana White is an albino Reptilian himself, and Rogan was in their interrogation and questioning area during UFC 163, which is why he wasn't there.

Rogan found out that there is no theory or story with Bendo. One of the facts is that all MMA judges, are in fact, Illuminati. The signs are there, hand signs, the shirt, his name (Benson?) and that is why he always goes the distance and to the judges because they are in control.

Pettis is our only shot, he is our lone savior and hopefully he doesn't get taken out in the process as did TJ Grant. This may be even our last chance to get the power back into the peoples hands. I believe the source of that power was once in Anderson Silva, until he passed it along to Ben through the toothpick.

I'm hoping I survive now, to see Pettis 540 reverse hook kick that toothpick out of his mouth. He is the chosen one.

ufcpickem@gmail.com
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-12 # Rachelish 2013-08-21 19:31
Ben Henderson is half mer-person. Nothing else can explain his chiseled abdominals, flowing locks, and allegedly whimsical singing voice.
brokenguitarstring@yahoo.com
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-5 # TDM 2013-08-21 19:52
To really get to the bottom of any Illuminati situation, you need to abandon everything you think you know about the Illuminati. I hate to use the cliché phrase “That’s just what they want you to think,” but really, everything the public ‘knows’ about the Illuminati is what the Illuminati makes the public think. The pyramid symbol that people think Bendo’s throwing up? That’s a fake symbol the Illuminati have masterfully engrained in the public’s mind as an Illuminati symbol. It’s romantic, it’s mysterious, it’s fascinating, and that’s why people like it so much. As Joe Rogan would put it, it’s “sexy.” Bendo’s not throwing up any secret sign, he’s just doing a silly hand gesture as a part of his persona as a public figure, an athlete, a celebrity. His wings are cybernetic implants? His reptilian overlords? Et tu, Zeus? You’re spreading the propaganda the Illuminati have implanted themselves. They don’t want anyone that has caught on to them to be taken seriously. That’s why they spread this BS around to discredit anyone who is a ‘conspiracy theorist’ as insane. Of course there are no reptilian overlords. Of course there’s no secret meaning to the pyramid or Bendo’s hang sign. But that doesn’t mean Bendo isn’t an Illuminati agent.

The first step to uncover an Illuminati agent is to find inconsistencies or clearly false statements in his/her speech. Let’s take a closer look at Bendo’s statements. What does he like? What does he talk about? He likes comic books. He talks about them all the time. He likes Marvel more than DC, that’s more than acceptable, to each their own. But here’s something strange…Bendo thinks Marvel has better story lines than DC (Source: http://middleeasy.com/component/content/article/34-news/mma/8564-you-will-never-train-with-ben-henderson-so-this-video-is-the-closest-youre-going-to-get). Now, I don’t care whether you are a Marvel fan or a DC fan, but there is no dispute as to what publisher has better storylines. DC has brilliant masterpieces such as Watchmen and The Sandman while Marvel is stuck at the top with their characters. He says DC’s characters are “generic”? What’s generic about a breakthrough character like the Dark Knight? How many characters like that does Marvel have? Without getting too deep into nerdy comic book stuff, it’s clear that no sane or rational person without an agenda would make statements like those. So is Bendo insane or does he have an agenda? And if he has an agenda, was it given to him by the Illuminati?

Let’s take another look at something Bendo takes an interest in: Christianity. Bendo is a devout Christian; he lets it be known a lot of people via his post-fight speeches, per-fight interviews, and through his Twitter account on a regular basis. Coincidentally, inconsistencies in points of view are also a clear sign of Illuminati affiliations. I can already see it in your eyes; you think I’m going to point out inconsistencies in Christianity, don’t you? No, it goes deeper than that. It’s fairly well known that Christians can’t be moderate when it comes to anything. It’s an absolute scientific fact. So when Benson Henderson acts like a rational, moderate, reasonable person, it’s clear that something off. (Sources: https://twitter.com/BensonHenderson/status/361970453432123392 https://twitter.com/BensonHenderson/status/361971074457550848 https://twitter.com/BensonHenderson/status/361971410953973760) I mean, he just called an insane religious lady an insane religious lady. How is that possible? Christians aren’t allowed to do that. I’m pretty sure that’s in the Bible somewhere (source yet to come, I can’t seem to find anything, but I’m sure I’m right). He just admitted he doesn’t want to shove his own beliefs down anyone’s throats. That’s a clear violation of the contract with God every Christian signs at their baptism. It’s an inconsistency, and as an inconsistency, it can mean one of two things: Bendo’s insane or Bendo’s an Illuminati agent.

Now nothing I’ve said so far really shows that Bendo is an Illuminati agent more than he is insane. The chances he’s crazy are just as high as the chances he’s on a mission from the Illuminati brass to take over the sport of MMA through becoming the LW champion of the UFC and to spread the message of the Illuminati to all MMA fans. Here’s what pushes it over the edge: Combine his love for comic books and his love of Jesus Christ, his lord and savior, and what do you get? The biggest contradiction of them all! A Christian that loves to read the Devil’s bedtime stories? Impossible! There’s even a passage in the Bible that clearly states that reading books, especially ones with pictures, is a sin (again, I can’t seem to be able to find any source, but I remember reading it somewhere). This is what proves Bendo’s an Illuminati agent! He’s been sent by the Illuminati to infiltrate the sport we know and love and change it forever! They’re just misleading you with his hand gestures and his weird wing tattoos. They’re making it seem absurd that he’s an Illuminati agent when it’s perfectly clear that he is as soon as you take a deeper look.

P.S. I'm staying in Madison, WI right now. It's pretty close to Milwaukee, but IDK if I can make it to the event. They're doing some renovation: http://www.dhs.wisconsin.gov/aboutdhs/initiatives/budget/initiatives/mh/forensic-units.htm at my place: https://maps.google.com/maps?q=mendota+mental+health&bav=on.2,or.r_cp.r_qf.&bvm=bv.51156542,d.b2I,pv.xjs.s.en_US.mLQ5XJR8KNk.O&biw=1366&bih=643&um=1&ie=UTF-8&hl=en&sa=N&tab=wl and Napoleon promised me he can get me out at night when they begin construction.
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-3 # @OptimusBenign 2013-08-21 20:33
I don't know how much of this can be considered a "conspiracy" since it's been common knowledge for quite some time, but it's worth a shot.

Bendo's toothpick may seem ordinary but it is actually a splinter from Jesus' actual cross. He was able to travel back in time with the help of the Illuminati and pick off a sliver of spiritual timber. Of course, the man upstairs was upset over the incident and demanded a meeting between the groups.

Benson and the Illuminati were forced to make peace with the holy father over the incident. In order to find his way back into God's graces, young Henderson was told to return the stolen piece of the cross. Knowing this wasn't an option, the Illuminati distracted God with a hypothetical question about super heroes while Benson snapped the fragment in half. He concealed one piece of the coveted cross, while returning the other to the heavens.

God was pleased with the group's compliance and grew especially fond of the Bendo. Before sending them back to the present, God marked the back of the young warrior with an inked set of wings, saying they would carry him safely to the judges. Benson mumbled a "Thank you" to God, impaired by the piece of the sacred cross tucked in his cheek, before joining hands with the Illuminati members. In a flash, they were returned to the present with their mission completed.
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-2 # bayzel22 2013-08-26 00:51
This is GOLD! "Spiritual timber" "God marked the back of the young warrior with an inked set of wings, saying they would carry him safely to the judges." Hahahaha
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-13 # Mattski B. 2013-08-21 21:58
Like Benson says...."there is much more to Life than just fighting." He didn't tell you that his new mouthpiece line "Bendo-Biters" is coming out. Each Mouthpiece displays Benson's trademark Wings and toothpick holes, so you can chew your way thru the 209 and Lightweight Division.
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-3 # bayzel22 2013-08-26 00:53
What? You don't have a fucking clue what conspiracy means, do you?
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-10 # Mattski B. 2013-08-21 22:04
Benson's Mom was sick and needed Benson to Open their Market Shop. Benson supposedly drove soo fast that PIR (Phoenix International Raceway) heard about it and HAD to Sponsor him....maybe more!!!
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-9 # OooEffSi 2013-08-21 22:10
uhhh..... the showtime kick was staged..
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-8 # Ryan Richey 2013-08-21 22:12
Ben Henderson is Dawyne "The Rock" Johnson's long lost brother. That's why know one will ever remember what ethnicity he is. This is also why he is always up all night. He doesn't have insomnia, his brain is just refusing to shut down until he learns the truth about his past. He keeps his hair long because he sees himself as The Scorpion King. He uses his toothpick because his original fighter nick name was The Twig. Which, comparing him to his brother, he is. But it never stuck so he keeps the the toothpick with him in a fight as a reminder of his roots. Finally he got his wings tattooed on him because he secretly had a dream that he was the Toothfairy.
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-6 # @jessejames830 2013-08-21 22:31
Ben Henderson was the #1 recruited running back out of 2001 out of Decatur High School (Hence the Legs). His nick name was Hermes because of how easily he could leap over defenders and fly into the end zone. (This was the idea behind his wings on his back. He chose to peruse a his college career as a wrestler because he found it to be more of a challenge. Ben loved the idea of competing one on one with someone to see who was better. When choosing what college he he wanted to go to he considered USC where... (This is where it gets good) His LONG LOST brother Troy Polamalu was finding success in Ben's old sport of Football. Troy was on the defense side while Ben could have been on the offensive side of the field is what might have been the NFL's greatest unknown brother duo. (Even better than Tiki & Rhondae Barber). Now that a select few know about the relation between the two athletes with some of the most famous hair is sports Head and Shoulders has managed to sign them both and keep it under wraps to unveil one of the greatest Hair Ads in the history of television on SuperBowl Weekend!

Twitter handle: @jessejames830
Facebook: Jesse James Rosales
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-9 # Jory Ballesteros 2013-08-21 22:46
Bendo's father was in the military, as is well known. But did you know he was part of a military experiment? His superhuman conditioning is an effect. Ever wonder why he got a black belt after 5 years while most guys get a black belt in about 10? His mind and body have been increased 3 fold. What about his humongous thighs. There are many things. Buy he has adopted a Christian faith as to not disturb the confidence of the American people. Project Captain America.
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-11 # Kiba 2013-08-21 23:09
https://www.facebook.com/Kiba1
https://twitter.com/KibaBJJ
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-9 # AFrontKicktotheFace 2013-08-21 23:21
Bensons mom is quarter Japanese and his dad is an albino.
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-3 # AFrontKicktotheFace 2013-08-21 23:22
Bensons mom is a virgin.
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-11 # suntnurudder 2013-08-21 23:37
https://twitter.com/suntnurudder
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-8 # suntnurudder 2013-08-22 00:10
Smooth Benson Henderson is actually a real life super hero! He was born without bones and with superhuman strength. He is currently writing an autobiography that Marvel will convert to a comic book.
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-6 # Chris C. 2013-08-22 00:49
Henderson wants to play Bishop in The Uncanny X-Force film adaptation. These are clues. Bishop is a time traveler from the future. My theory is Benson Henderson is actually Jay-Z and "unknown beautiful Korean" woman's son FROM THE FUTURE. Hence, he throws up the Roc after he wins his fights. He represents the Lab in Gendale, AZ. Also, sports Dethrone as in "Watch the Throne" A Jay-Z (and Kanye) album. I'm getting close but it's alright Benson Henderson, I won't tell anyone else though.
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-11 # ku3mm3t 2013-08-22 01:11
Benson still wears Dethrone to keep a hungry mindset. Many people would say why would the champ wear thst? He continues to, to keep the same fighting spirit he had before he became champion. Never slacking, and always going in to each fight hungry for more. Never satisfied.
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-11 # ku3mm3t 2013-08-22 01:12
Http://www.twitter.com/ku3mm3t
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-8 # noob loser 2013-08-22 02:02
benson is one of the very first human genome projects
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-8 # Roast Def 2013-08-22 07:38
Benson Henderson's favourite program growing up was the English version of Blind Date. However, it wasn't the contestants who caught his eye all those years ago, but the show's host Cilla Black. It's believed he adored her voice saying it sounded like ''a cat with bad phlegm''. He recorded Cilla saying ''hello number one, what's your name and where do you come from?'' and looped it onto an 80 minute tape which he'd play whilst he went to sleep.

Benson run into trouble with the UFC brass at UFC 150 in Denver Colorado as he demanded his walkout song to be the Blind Date theme tune. Since then he is the only fighter on the UFC roster who is allowed to wear earphones to the cage. It's believed he has mashed the Blind Date theme tune with Cilla saying 'hello number one, what's your name and where do you come from?'' and this is what really gets him pumped for his fights.
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-7 # inmyeyeswar@gmail.co 2013-08-22 11:46
Ben Henderson is the architect.

In time before octagons and hyperloops, existed just one small office.

There was a door with no handle in this office.
There was a table in this office.
There was a typewriter in this office.
And there was Benson Henderson in this office.

For days on eternity, bH would clack away at the typewriter. He would clack until the clack was the only thing that resonated in sound.
After millenias of the same clacks on the same typewriter in the same desolate office, bH pressed the enter key.

Out from the aether, all of history and life came leaking out until it filled everything with everything.

Ben Henderson programmed himself into existence and manifested himself being here at this time winning these fights fighting these fights down to the very last bit of information including me being there watching him because I won tickets for this submission.
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+2 # robinsolsbery 2013-08-22 12:08
Something worth noting about Benson Henderson:
The number 7
Height:175 cm
Weight 70 kg
Reach 70" or 177.8 cm
When he had his greatest loss he was 27
His first loss was in 2007 a 160 lb catchweight fight instead of 170
His first win with his favorite submission move, the guillotine was at MFC 17
In the Arizona State Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu Federation he won gold medals 7 times
Hes been fighting since 2006 for 7 years
He has won 7 fights in a row since his last loss
His first decision win was in his 7th pro mma fight
He has a 27% sub finishing rate
He follows 177 people on twitter
He has had 7 lightweight title bouts( not counting a interim bout)
Before his loss to Benson Gilbert Melendez was on a 7 fight win streak
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-6 # z 2013-08-22 12:17
This is the equivalent of copying and pasting wikipedia for a class final
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-4 # robinsolsbery 2013-08-22 15:52
I got plenty of information from wikipedia yes but definately not more than 1/2
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-7 # robinsolsbery 2013-08-22 12:11
Henderson is a proud Christian, and uses his fighting to share his beliefs. He is known to quote scripture after bouts, and walks into each fight to a gospel song.
He never drinks,smokes or takes drugs he also has long hair making me think hes somewhat of a modern day samson so if he ever cuts his hair or partakes in drinking or uses drugs he will lose his smoothness
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-8 # suntnurudder 2013-08-22 12:20
Benson Smooth Henderson is a soldier for Christ!!! This is not a theory, it's a fact!!!
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-1 # Real talk 2013-08-22 12:38
YOu want a conspiracy here's a damn good one. Benson lot to Edgar the 2nd time and lost to gil the first time. He really isn't that great of a fighter just gets lucky decesions. Is that considered a conspiracy or REAL TALK
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-2 # iamphoenix 2013-08-22 12:59
The Benson Henderson we see in the octagon today is not the same Benson Henderson that lost to Pettis in the WEC. That Benson Henderson literally died that night. Dana White and the Foritita boys partnered with Xyience Energy Drink and Condom Depot Dot Com and went to South Korea to create a new Benson Henderson.
They snuck into his mom's house in the middle of the night and extracted her eggs from her lady factories. They mixed her eggs with Xyience Energy Drink inside a condom provided by Condom Depot. Dana White stirred it with a toothpick...coi ncidence?
With a condom sack of a baby Benson forming, they flew back to the United States. But upon facing Customs, Dana White shoved the Benson baby condom in his rectum to safeguard it.
Once in Las Vegas, Dana White extracted the Benson Baby Condom to see a fully developed Benson Henderson. Benson looked like Neo when he woke up in the real world with strange white goo all over his face.
And on April 29 2011 at UFC 129, Benson Henderson was ready to go to face Mark Bocek.
Benson Henderson has no knowledge of any of this, so don't ask him.
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+1 # zeez 2013-08-22 13:05
The UFC is secretly paying Ben Henderson to not finish fights so that they can put pressure on GSP by going up to him and being all like, "You see that? That's what you look like when you fight and don't knock anybody out. Nobody likes that. Shape up, Frenchy."
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-6 # PennsylVillain 2013-08-22 13:49
Ben Henderson was actually trying to use his face to break the showtime kick. He will not be denied a second time.
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-7 # 209 2013-08-22 15:59
Benson has wings because his mother is pegasus
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-9 # robinsolsbery 2013-08-22 16:01
Lol at all the dislikes I dont think that itll change middleay's opinion if u dislike everyone elses
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-2 # MC Hammer 2013-08-28 09:47
Yeah. I hope its not a contest of how many likes or dislikes. Hope its judged on content.
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-6 # conspiracccyyyyy 2013-08-22 16:03
His real name is Hend Benerson
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-7 # spider sense 2013-08-22 16:04
hes the illegitimate son of arianny celeste and ariel helwani
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-7 # johnnydeeep 2013-08-22 16:17
Benson Henderson is no mere man but in reality the biblical figure Samson’s incarnate. His hair is what gives him strength, unchoke-ablity and his god given wrestling talents. Due to his manes unmatched power, he must adjust it in competition to make sure it’s magnificence’s doesn’t blind him. The reason he doesn’t finish fights is due to fear of sinning and accidently killing a man. This has prompted him to hold back and only use quarter of his strength. Due to history always repeating itself, his fiancé to be will cut off his flowing locks before his fight with Pettis, thus breaking the Nazirite oath; god will leave him and will lose via devastating KO in the 1st round.
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-8 # robinsolsbery 2013-08-23 10:04
dude u stole my conspiracy :sigh:
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-7 # robinsolsbery 2013-08-24 17:33
like completely
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-7 # johnnydeeep 2013-08-24 18:27
apologies, I didn't see the Samson part in your comment, but I wouldn't say stole
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-6 # johnnydeeep 2013-08-24 08:47
theskza@gmail.com
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-2 # Sinfwho 2013-08-22 17:22
There is no big illuminati conspiracy with Benson Henderson, just a shameful past and a broken friendship.
Benson didn't want to be a fighter originally, he was only using fighting to make money until his Hall & Oates cover band, Funky & Smooth, hit it big.
He, along with his band mate Ben Askren, sang their hearts out every night taking whatever gig they could while MMA paid the bills. They never lost hope and one night it finally paid off.
They were approached by Frank Fertitta. He told them "You boys got some real talent, and the look! Matching hair, matching suits! You're the total package! Look, what you do on stage, it's special. You do that tomorrow for my brother to see and I can guarantee you a place with Station Casinos will be in your futures for a very long time."

Their day had finally come, Funky & Smooth were gonna be stars. They made their way to the auditorium stage confident they would be blowing Lorenzo's mind. They stepped on stage, Ben wearing an Ivory suit and Ben wearing a similar suit but in a cool ocean blue. The music started and Smooth took a deep breath "Ack!" He coughed out. He choked, he literally choked during his big moment. Funky tried apologizing for them, but all Lorenzo had to say was "I can't go for that." Then he got up and left. That was the last night Funky & Smooth were ever on stage.

The Bens gave up on singing and Askren never forgave Bendo for his mistake. They went their separate ways and Henderson eventually signed with the WEC, even dropping weight to make sure he never had a run in with Askren. As for Funky, he signed with Bellator, and if you watch his fights closely, you can see him quietly singing a sweet lullaby, "Sarah Smile", into the ear of his mounted opponents.
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-8 # the boss dude 2013-08-23 04:03
thank you and we all value what you have had to say
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-9 # SkeetEmUp 2013-08-22 20:22
my twitter is @SkeetEmUp. dunno why you expect me to give you my fb page but trust me, i fuckin' like it.
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-8 # the boss dude 2013-08-23 04:04
nice try bro im going to put you into retirement oh wait all of us are now retired
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-8 # Roast Def 2013-08-23 02:48
Benson Henderson really like kittens despite not being a cat lover. He also hates wasps.
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-8 # the boss dude 2013-08-23 04:05
he also loves dubstep and can lock like nobodys business as well as then kill u lol
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-6 # Macca 2013-08-23 03:42
Ben Henderson is an anagram for 'Herb Ends None'. Well there's a reason for Ben Henderson's success, and that's his close relationship with Herb Dean. Herb Dean, is one of the most recognizable faces to MMA fans, and his influence in the sport is more widespread than people think. Herb Dean can make or break the careers of other referees and he exploits this by demanding other referees to not end a fight in favor of 'smooth's' opponent. In return Herb Dean is entitled to a cut of Henderson's purse and the secret into how he maintains such a bushy mane of hair tied back. Search your feelings, you know it to be true.
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-7 # the boss dude 2013-08-23 04:06
"search your feelings, you know it to be true"

completely unecessary :-x
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-9 # the boss dude 2013-08-23 04:03
his leg muscles are 99% genetics 1% self-awareness godo work 8)
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-8 # the boss dude 2013-08-23 04:07
david can u please make the comment sections faster much more like twitter where i can crank out a fuck ton really quick this clicking of the reply and all this old shit sucks and you know it stop trolling these queers and show them middle easy at 10% not 1%
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-10 # the boss dude 2013-08-23 04:09
btw middleeasy is middle east except it sounds like a large hammok and there probably is one there as well as very soft ground, soft animals, docile animals, 100% safety among both human and plant and animal go there with your kids and let them choose 1
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-7 # NoHomo 2013-08-23 09:46
Known; you know how all the fighters are required to wear a cup. It makes their bulge look really big and impressive.

Unknown; Ben Henderson has never once wore a cup in his life.
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-8 # robinsolsbery 2013-08-23 10:07
Benson Henderson is the illegitimate son of herb dean and arianny celeste
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-8 # Roast Def 2013-08-23 11:46
Beson Henderson and Tracey Beaker have never been seen in the same room together. Ever. Just saying.
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-7 # Masato Toys 2013-08-23 16:20
Benson Henderson has been planted into mainstream pop-culture by the Illuminati to continue the agenda of distracting/ dumbing-down the population, and to perpetuate the false mythology of Barack Hussein Obama (BHO) as a saviour, in spite of his obvious war crimes.

Proof?

'Benson 'Bendo' Henderson' ...letters re-arranged... spell:

'BHO been Send'n No Drones'.
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-8 # Masato Toys 2013-08-23 16:52
Benson Henderson's hand-triangles are a clear indicator that he is Illuminati... which, contrary to conspiracy lore, is actually a group of enlightened beings attempting to save/ascend humanity. He has been put in the public eye to counter the mainstream pro-war media, and bring a voice to the unheard majority who are aware of the great Obama (aka Barry Soetoro) fraud.

Proof?

'Benson 'Bendo' Henderson' ...letters re-arranged... spell:

'End BBHO (Barack 'Barry' Hussein Obama) Drone Nonsense'
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-5 # MC Hammer 2013-08-23 17:00
There has been many conspiracy theories as to why the rematch of Ben Henderson and Anthony Pettis has not taken place sooner. The truth is that it was only brought to light after the acquisition of WEC and the fighters into the UFC that the truth was discovered.

The truth is that Ben Henderson and Anthony Pettis share the same blood line. It was discovered from the UFC brass and their investigators that Ben and Anthony have the same grandfather Eugene Perez, Sr. Background search revealed that Mr. Eugene Perez Sr. was a Tae Kwon Do instructor while living and serving in the military in South Korea when he fell in love with a local Korean woman. They had a daughter out of wedlock and named her Song Perez. The parents of the local Korean woman disapproved of the child out of wedlock and the fact that the father was of a non Korean descent. This was considered a slap in the face in the Korean culture at that time and they forbade the woman to see Mr. Perez Sr. again.

Shortly thereafter Mr. Perez came back to the United States and changed his last name from Perez to Pettis in order to leave his past life and to avoid any custody battles in the future. Mr. Eugene Pettis senior settled in Milwaukee,WI then fathered a son and named him Eugene Pettis Jr whom eventually fathered Anthony Pettis.

Song Kim (Perez) grew up in Korea and took the last name of her Korean mother. Song fell in love with an African American soldier Mr. Jim Henderson and mothered a child named Benjamin Henderson. Eventually Mrs Song Henderson settled in Colorado but her husband was not in the picture.

Both Ben Henderson and Anthony Pettis gravitated towards Tae Kwon Do because of their genetic make up of their grandfather who was a Tae Kwon Do instructor in the past. Once the UFC brass and Dana White discovered that Ben and Anthony shared the same bloodline, they thought they had a great rematch ahead of them with PPV numbers to be in the 1 million buys. However, the Pettis (Perez) family and Henderson family wanted to keep this skeleton in the closet a secret. But after months and months of secret court battles, UFC won the fight to pit the two bloodlines together in a UFC PPV thus causing this delay in the rematch.
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-6 # robinsolsbery 2013-08-23 23:35
every morning benson bathes in a bath of skin cream,milk and pureed swan to maintain his smoothness
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-6 # robinsolsbery 2013-08-23 23:51
Judges just look at benson and his inherent smoothness sway them to overscore him
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-6 # robinsolsbery 2013-08-24 00:43
God created Morgan Freeman to act,Chuck Noris to be a badass and Benson Henderson to win close fights
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-5 # DENV3RtheDESTROY3R 2013-08-24 02:35
Benson Henderson is a pawn used by the illuminati to do one thing and one thing only, make money to support their attempt to create a new world order. He does not act alone. Anthony Pettis as well as Dana White, the Fertitta brothers and even all time great Anderson Silva are a part of this illuminati money making machine. They control the outcome of his fights and use their influence to make large sums of money off of gambling and the "legitimate" revenue generated by the UFC.

Japanese business and politics have long been controlled by the illuminati. The infamous yakuza do their dirty work and take responsibility for most of the murder and bribery needed to fulfill the illuminati's desires thus keeping them out of the public eye. It takes a lot of money to bring about a new world order and one of their major revenue streams is gambling. As a result the fight business has never been free from their influence. We all know about the fall of Pride FC when links to the yakuza were made public. Mr. Ishizaka aka Kim Dok Soo, the yakuza boss who had acquired control of Pride FC "sold" it to ZUFFA in 2007 after they had sucked it dry. He then fled to Korea to avoid criminal prosecution.

After catching Mr. Ishizaka's eye with two wins in 2009, Henderson was made champion through favorable match ups, bribed judges, and even outright fixes. Pettis was allowed to win the last fight in WEC history in spectacular fashion after landing a planned "showtime" kick in the final round. When the WEC roster was integrated into the UFC Henderson was back to "winning" decisions and was given the tittle setting up a HUGE pay per view rematch.

Millions of dollars will be bet on the outcome of this predetermined fight and Pettis as the underdog will win via 360 tornado kick, the first ever seen in the UFC. His tittle reign will begin and new story lines will be created by the UFC brass and their illuminati controllers to sell PPV's and continue to rake in the easy money that comes with fixing fights. Henderson will fight a few more years for the UFC before retiring a rich man, his place in the new world order secured.
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-7 # Sinfwho 2013-08-24 10:36
TJ Grant's concussion was self inflicted. At least in a sense it was. He needed a way out of the title shot because he and Benson Henderson are the same person. The idea came to him during training. Maybe if he received a big enough shock to the head he could force one of the personalities out if only temporarily. This is why he has the toothpick, to remind himself which form he's taken.
This is also why he gets that lost look in his eyes at times, he's looking for the toothpick with his tongue, checking which "person" he's supposed to be.
The UFC knows this. That's why they made the fight in Milwaukee, they already lined up Pettis "just in case". That's why Grant isn't guaranteed a title shot upon return, because Benson might win putting them right in the same spot.
It turns out that MMA Lab is much much more than just a clever name.
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-6 # bayzel22 2013-08-26 00:58
Booooooooooo
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-5 # robinsolsbery 2013-08-24 11:01
bensonstwo grandfathers are slash and bob marley
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-3 # johnnydeeep 2013-08-24 11:48
Little known fact, but Ben Henderson was once Steven Seagal's greatest pupil and was the original mix martial artist to be under the tutelage of Sansei Seagal before Anderson Silva or Lyoto Machida. Seagal took Bendo under his wing at the start of his career and even told him to go under the nickname "Smooth" because of his silky smooth hair, similar to his own. Seagal has been known to teach many mixed martial artist various techniques but he only bestowed the honor of his most devastating technique to Henderson; The Ponytail of Power. He never revealed that self taught secret to anyone besides Henderson, whom he thought of as a son due to Benson physique reminding him of his own. Henderson put his new found technique to the test in a bout but alas he could not maintain his ponytail tight enough. The technique failed and Benson's hair went wild. Seagal, feeling disrespected at the fact that Henderson could not preform the technique, exiled Henderson from his dojo and vowed to never teach "The Ponytail of Power" to anyone again due to the realization that no one could match his ponytails greatness.

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-6 # robinsolsbery 2013-08-24 17:31
id say make the contest end a bit earlier most ppl need more time than 3 days
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-3 # MC Hammer 2013-08-24 21:39
On Earth, Gods do walk among us disguised as humans.

Zeus, the God of Olympus is one of those gods that have taken the human form known as Ben Henderson.

Zeus's mother, Rhea is also disguised as a human and is known to us as Song. Zeus always carries his lightning bolt cleverly disguised as a toothpick. You can see that in every fight or interview of Ben Henderson (Zeus) and he is never without his toothpick (lightningbolt) . The portal to Mt Olympus is Peter's Grocery where Song (Rhea) works 24/7. Have you ever wondered why Song worked 24/7, 7 days a week, 52 weeks a year? It's to protect that portal.

Hades, God of the Underworld, has been living on Earth as well and has taken the form of Dana White. With his wit and foul mouthed, no-nonsense mentality has brought UFC into mainstream, devouring it's competition in preparation for his brother Zeus to dominate the 155 lb division.

Aphrodite, the goddess of love, beauty, pleasure and procreation is none other than Arianny Celeste. Ever wonder why she has been the longest reining ring girl in the UFC?

Hermes, the herald of Olympian Gods, has taken the human form as Nevada State Athletic Commision's Executive Director Keith Kizer. Hermes is the messenger of the Gods and his job is to intercept the Gods on earth using God powers also known as TRT. Hermes was the one to stop another Olympus God known as Atlas, taking the human form as Alistair Overreem from using his God powers.

Apollo, the god of light and the sun, truth and prophecy has been roaming the Nevada regions as Lorenzo Fertitta.

One will discover as they further dissect the UFC roster that more and more Gods are hidden among them.

Email: Chirocare@gmail.com
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-4 # JohnT1 2013-08-25 08:29
Bendo is cybernetic organism, living tissue over metal endoskeleton.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pj5_7jnIXm8

john.tagliavia@gmail.com
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-2 # ThaiFighter1 2013-08-25 13:24
Bendo often moves his hair away from his face, or does he... This is actually an ancient Illuminati hypnosis technique used to ensure the judges see the fight going Bendo's way.
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-5 # robinsolsbery 2013-08-25 19:46
Benson never actually wins, the fight we see is very different then the one that actually happens.The illuminati control all of ufc and edit the fights before we see them
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-4 # MC Hammer 2013-08-26 06:29
Breaking News: The illuminati is active and currently under a code name!

Just recently it has been discovered that the illuminati has been discovered to be running under the code name of "Middle Easy". One of the ruling members goes by a code name of "Zeus". His real name is not revealed for obvious reasons. Under the guidance of "Zeus" the illuminati is making influences daily. They have devised this "Bendo Conspiracy Contest" along with Dethrone to throw off any suspicions at MiddleEasy. Ben Henderson is just a scapegoat in the attempt to throw off any link between Illumanati and Middle Easy. Ben Henderson has taken a lot attention about his "Smoothness", his toothpick, his cardio, his tattoos, his proposal to his girlfriend in the Octagon. Again all this to divert attention away from the Illuminati and have Bendo as the scapegoat.

The Dethrone company is generously donating amazing seats to the upcoming UFC 164. Why? People are just so in tune with the "Grand Prize" and essentially have been brainwashed to just focus on the tickets giveaway than making any connection that Illumanati and Middle Easy are essential the same entity. 2 UFC event tickets giveaway in just one month!? Who does that? The Illumanati.

The Illumanati (Middle Easy) is making significant influences without us even realizing using UFC and their brass as pawns. Why are the UFC having more PPV's per month ever than before? Why do you think UFC inked a deal with Fox Network? To influence more and more people/fans in a certain age demographics. With the FOX deal they are now becoming a home name brand reaching out to millions of more people. Even UFC fighters are inking deals with Nike, Under Armour and other major name Brands. They are everywhere.

Why is UFC having "secret meetings" with Brock Lesnar? To secretly brainwash WWE fans. Why secret meetings with Fedor? To target the Russians. Why do you think UFC is going Global? Brazil, Sweden, Canada, Ireland, Germany, India, China, Korea? To mass market the world! Russia and Japan put up the most fight because they had a suspicion of the illuminati.

So remember, next time you pay for a PPV fight you are donating to the efforts of the illuminati.
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-3 # knuckleup101.2 2013-08-26 12:38
The high members of the Illuminati realized that obtaining control over the largest organization of the fastest growing sport was going to be harder than thought. They contacted one of the many powerful sections of their secret organization, the Culinary Union. Together they came up with a plan to cause unrest with the fans as well as the fighters so that they could gain footing on taking over this ever growing power. They easily were able to infiltrate the various sporting commissions to gain control of the judging, but they weren’t done there. In a secret lab (probably located in some unionized hotel basement) they put together the ultimate pawn in their scheme. In this laboratory they took an up and coming young fighter in Benson Henderson who was doing well in the WEC and created what we see today. They removed the inner workings of his lungs and placed them in his hair. They had to disguise the scarring and that’s why the large back piece tattoo (we all know this is frowned upon in the religious community, so this must explain it) It was a successful procedure, thus giving him the ability to avoid being choked unconscious. The modification, along with his athleticism and taekwondo skill allows him to “point” his way to a win and if it’s close, the judges will evoke the right decision….. The constant decision victories will make the bloodthirsty newbie fans restless and cause unrest with management as well, as we see with the previous version……….. a certain Canadian who shall remain unnamed. The lack of finishes will drive PPV numbers down and enable the Illuminati financiers to come in and buy the power they have been seeking and as a constant reminder to the current power running the UFC the Culinary Union requires that Benson constantly have a toothpick in his mouth……… because we all know that you only need a toothpick after you eat and no one except someone who never has to worry about choking would fight with one in their mouth…
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-4 # Most High! 2013-08-26 15:11
/_\ we are watching, and we do not approve of this contest, you exploiting our group for your own personal gain without joining our group is not acceptable...by any terms...therefo re we have decided to vote benson henderson out of our group, detrone will be gone soon, and benson will lose now that we no longer will line dana whites pockets with money, we are not anonymous, we are watching /_\
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-3 # MC Hammer 2013-08-27 13:16
You need look no further than his name for any signs that Benson Henderson is part of the Illuminati. Secret meanings of the Illuminati is encoded from his name.

B avarian Iluminati
E nlightened Ones
N ew World Order
S ecret Society
O rdo Templi Orientis
N atural and Cannon Law

H oly Spirit
E ye of Horus
N apoleonic wars
D uke Ernest II
E ngland Windsor Castle
R obes of Isis
S epher Yetzirah
O rdo Ab Chao
N ovus Ordo Seclorum
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-4 # padster007 2013-08-27 15:40
benson henderson will win the fight on points whilst being injured. clay guida will tan up and play the role for 5 rounds.
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0 # Donavano 2013-08-27 21:59
Benson Henderson’s tree like legs are exactly that: trees. Crazy I know so let me explain… The UFC Lightweight champion’s self-proclamati on as a comic book superhero nerd is widely known, but what few realize is that he himself is a comic book-esque superhero.
It all started when he was a teen, growing up in Washington State, along the forests of the Pacific Northwest. Young Benson often ventured out into the woods in order to meditate, reflect, and ponder life as Korean-African- American raised by a single mother. One fateful evening, shortly after receiving his black belt in taekwondo, Benson was trekking down a path cut through a vast expansion of red cedar trees. As the sun began to set and night approached, a looming storm grew overhead. The first cool drops of rain slowly fell as he made his exit towards home. The rain grew heavy and more persistent by the time he reached the final clearing. Suddenly, Benson was stopped by the stifling sound of a soft whimper. Behind him sat a little Duwamish Indian girl, crying into her dirty knees. Benson went to comfort her, and she told him about how she was separated from her tribe and was lost in the darkening woods. As a cold hard rain pelted down over them, He scooped her up in his arms and carried her to safety. Animals howled and the wind blew fierce as lighting flashed and cracked all around. A hot bolt of electricity ripped through a tree, sending in toppling to the earth. They darted in and out of its falling wake, but there was no escaping the immense impact of the lengthy Cedar. It crashed to the ground, pinning Henderson and the young girl beneath it. In the quiet early morning hours of the next day, he awoke to the soft chants of the girl’s native tribe. Together, the indigenous people worked to move the fallen tree, saving them both but revealing Benson’s crushed legs. An old man, face painted, stepped forward. He cut a root from the charred Cedar tree, and began massaging it into the legs of his daughter’s rescuer. Under intense pain, Benson lost consciousness once again, listening to the loud chants of an Algonquian language. The next time he came to, he was at their camp, fire blazing as a celebration in his honor was underway. He looked down to see his damaged limbs bandaged with thick bark. The crowd quieted and Benson was carried before a towering totem pole. The old man emerged from the smoke and placed his hands at Henderson’s feet. Immediately, his muscles seized and the bark of the tree fused with the broken mangled bone. As the man moved his hands up his legs, they appeared again in their normal flesh covered state. The old man helped Benson to stand, and as the tribe cheered for their hero, he simply remarked “smooth”.
Henderson returned home and adjusted to life with his new found powers. He forged a friendship with the Duwamish people, and spent hours deep in the forest, honing his combat skills. Skills enhanced by the power of his mighty botanical infused legs. Many claimed sightings of the legendary Bigfoot followed, but people failed to realize that it was simply Henderson, training along the rocky foothills of the Pacific Northwest. Eventually, Henderson took his talents to the cage, where he became a fierce and feared mixed martial artist. He was soon discovered by Dana White, who secretly served as the Nick Furry of his own superhero conglomerate: The Ultimates. Dana bought the WEC in order to bring Henderson on board, but the plan was almost derailed when he lost his last WEC bout to Anthony Pettis. See, Benson can utilize the speed, strength, and agility of his arboreal appendages only when linked to them through the ancient hygienic wooden device: the tooth pick. Unable to keep it concealed, he had to face Pettis without it, and in doing so, fell to defeat. Now, with the tooth pick firmly back in cheek, Henderson has regained his status at the top of the 155 pound pack where he continues to wow fans, dazzle Fox executives, and secretly fight crime for uncle Dana alongside the likes of Jon “(bionic)Bones” Jones and Anderson “(radioactive)S pider” Silva. From Seattle to Phoenix, New York to LA, Benson “Smooth” Henderson is filling arenas, fighting crimes, and saving lives… as the hero that the UFC deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So, if you’re still looking for tickets to UFC 164, check on Stub Hub with Benson’s good pal The Ticket Oak, but illegal scalpers beware… “Smooth” will be there!
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-3 # DENV3RtheDESTROY3R 2013-08-28 11:00
^ I was skeptical at the beginning but nice work Donavano!
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-3 # Donavano 2013-08-28 19:01
Thank you, Sir.
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-2 # MC Hammer 2013-08-29 06:17
After the devastating loss of his WEC belt to Anthony Pettis, Ben Henderson was in immediate depression. This is clearly seen in his post fight interview when Bendo broke down in tears. While in his most weakest moment, the Devil appeared. That devil was Dana White. White brought along a contract that will guarantee that Bendo will never suffer another loss especially in that fashion. The vulnerable Ben signed the contract in exchange for his soul. And in a matter of minutes, Bendo's soul was forever Dana Whites and that of the UFC.

However, there was a clause in that contract. The clause was that should Ben fight Pettis again, the powers of the UFC would not help him against that fight. Along with UFC owns all the rights of the fighters resemblance in future video games. And should Ben lose that fight, the contract would be null and void with possible eternity in hell at Bellator. Thus, the rematch with Pettis has been diverted many times.

Ever since Ben Henderson has won all his fight in the UFC even when the fight with Melendez appeared that Bendo would lose the belt to him. The contract with Dana gave Bendo the edge. It shall be remained to be seen if Bendo's contract with the Devil will terminate this coming Saturday night.
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-1 # suntnurudder 2013-08-29 16:12
Benson Henderson is Gumby wearing a Troy Polamalu costume. Who knew Gumby was such a bad ass?
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-1 # F-Unit 2013-08-29 16:31
We all know Benson Henderson as a man who wins close decisions but what you don't is how he wins these close decisions how you ask? Because before each fight he chants his worship call which I've translated into english for you all "Tonight here, in (says cities name) I pray to everyone that I barely beat my opponen even though I clearly have an advantage over my opponent he doesn't have what I have he has nothing on me I'm better than him in everyway he sucks and that is why I ask even though you give me strength and power to knock his (expletive) out and to do it really fast I ask to disguise my powers you make it a controversial decision victory because if I finish someone people might find out the powers you have given me for everyone at the Lab and the city of Glendale and the great state of Arizona I ask you this in your name" but it's said by him in a battle type cry with a lot of hissing and other sounds like that and is later echoed in a hushed whispered tone by everyone in his corner and his mother at her little shop in Federal Way buys all of her sons pay per views and says that exact same chant before anytime he fights.
That night in Glendale at Jobing.com arena when Henderson and Pettis first fought Henderson had started a smaller version of the same chant before that fight and Anthony knew he had started chanting and doing all of these weird stuff so he said his own prayer to god talking about how much he wanted to win and how he shouldn't let a member of an organization such as the Illuminati be champion of any sport and that night both came out and you saw Benson looking like he would be the better man but Duke roufus who had Anthony write down what it would mean to be the champ and would read a paragraph during each round and soon Anthony reaffirmed everything he wrote and how much he wanted it and then he said to himself I'm not letting him win and then he came into that 5th round and he saw that opportunity for the Showtime Kick and took it and he knew he won then but mean while Ben had thought it was close enough for him to win and that is why Benson and Anthony are going to face off this weekend because Benson prayed that TJ would get hurt yto face Showtime and that is why Benson wins those close decisions
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-3 # suntnurudder 2013-08-29 16:31
Smooth Benson Henderson is actually an Angel from God. Sent as a warrior to spread the good word. Fighting for good against the darkside.
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0 # sm089 2013-08-29 23:28
Henderson and Pettis are fighting an epic Light vs Darkness battle that could possibly end the world and they have no idea why we've set up a place for their battle or why we're selling tickets for it.
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-1 # sm089 2013-08-29 23:31
Henderson is actually the last of the Saiyan race (referencing DBZ :P) and is fighting to take over our planet but Pettis is stepping up as our "Goku"
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-1 # sm089 2013-08-29 23:35
(Sorry, sorry! Last DBZ reference, promise!)
Henderson is an alias for Mr. Satan, and the UFC 164 is the World Martial Arts Tournament where Pettis will take away his title.
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-1 # sm089 2013-08-29 23:39
m1u.na0k1@gmail.com

;)
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-1 # Dalraj Singh 2013-08-30 09:27
The illuminati pays 2 out of the 3 judges to let Henderson win. It's true! In one of his fights you can see the judges receive a phone call and right after tick something down.
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-1 # sss 2013-08-30 22:13
sss
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-1 # joesumo 2013-08-31 00:13
Bendson is Jesus... here me out.
-He give all glory to God b4 and after fights.
-Has angel wings on his back.
-His career was killed in the WEC by Pettis and resurrected in the UFC.
-He would't hurt a fly or any fighters for that matter.
-Fights w/ toothpick in mouth, which is new age walking on water trick or water to wine.
-Long hair and beard
-Asian & black. Gods way of sticking it to the white man for enslaving both and thinking their the superior race.
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-1 # joesumo 2013-08-31 00:16
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