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Russian guy in the audience accepts MMA fight with 45 seconds to prepare

Russian guy in the audience accepts MMA fight with 45 seconds to prepare

Yesterday I received an email from our good buds at Thrones MMA in Russia with the words:

Hi this is one of the best fight on Arrows
One opponent not coming to fight and we ask people, who wont fight?
One guy say i am wont, he is name Dmitry
i write little text transcription for you:

After an intro like that, I couldn't help but eagerly scroll down to the end of the email to see the transcription -- and my god was it interesting.

-Maks versus Lincov
-Well, let's see who wins
-but i see only a single fighter
-Lincov come out to the ring dude
can not be Lincova?
Not be?
Who wants to fight with Max in the 75 kilogram?
75 pounds from the crowd?
And that's found a guy in white t-shirt!
well done
Excellent
this Expromt
-What you name?
-Dmitry
-Dmitry, what you doing in live?
- nothing, student
- you sports, Box, wrestling?
- little wrestling training
- You present martial School ?
Big Slava - this is School present name don't need)))
- Small interview for Big Nikolay
This interesting history, one man coming out of the crowd
And want to show class
Big Slava -Nikolay what you doing here?))
Normal Army style for 45sec and ready yo fight
Yes
Prepared, came out victorious,
I like this alignment when the person comes out of the crowd
and as it wins
Here is the style
And lady and gentleman's, Dmitry Dzubay versus Mask long hair
Fight is the crowed
Look
no rounds
no judges
ring at your disposal
ready?
fight

That was exactly it, word for word -- and now after reading it I think I'm even more confused. From what I can gather, a guy didn't show up to an MMA fight, the announcer asked if anyone wants to step up, and a guy from the audience just took off his shirt, strapped on gloves and entered the ring. Only in Russia.

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+1 # JohnFUCKINGZoidberg 2013-08-21 01:11
How embarassing.
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+8 # SST 2013-08-21 16:09
And the winner gets the worlds smallest heavy bag. Congratulations .
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+7 # PeteDaMeat 2013-08-21 01:12
I haven't heard "OPA'S" like that since the episode of Full House where uncle jesses grandfather from Greece died.
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+9 # SnakeJake 2013-08-21 01:13
I want to believe it's not a work, but it all seems a bit too convenient.
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+7 # Jakzilla 2013-08-21 04:13
Quoting SnakeJake:
I want to believe it's not a work, but it all seems a bit too convenient.


If that was real, that was the most ballerish thing I have ever seen, and perhaps ever will see.
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0 # Thrones MMA 2013-08-21 14:34
It is real, !!! choice of destiny and we are here to do with. the same story:http://ww w.youtube.com/w atch?v=kmzpAvid RSo
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+25 # Fatty_Sam86 2013-08-21 01:16
In Mother Russia, no fight camp. Just fight.
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+31 # spilledbagofice 2013-08-21 01:18
Where can I get my Dmitry Dzubay "I am wont fight" shirt?
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+3 # Tank 2013-08-21 03:45
I'd wear the shit out of that shirt.

If you make it, I shall wear it.
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+35 # Greenbean 2013-08-21 01:38
The most important thing to remember, just because you train MMA, doesn't mean you automatically win a street fight. A street fighter, or average angry Joe, is unpredictable and will possibly start off like a raging bull. If you don't prepare for this, then he could possibly get lucky and you could possible get caught.

At my gym, we practice for this. Our coach does the "drunken sailor drill" where he'll spin wildly and throw crazy bombs for a minute and we have to defend and try to counter effectively. The counter part is very dangerous, because everything is so unpredictable.

We do this because in amateur MMA matches, there's always that tard that goes in there with 3 months training and turns into a wild man. Also, it's effective practice if you are attacked on the street.

If you don't train for this, then you aren't training every scenario.
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+24 # titos comeback 2013-08-21 02:00
There are not enough upvotes in the world for "the drunken sailor drill"
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+5 # Wrestle_Fuck 2013-08-21 08:05
Quoting Greenbean:
The most important thing to remember, just because you train MMA, doesn't mean you automatically win a street fight. A street fighter, or average angry Joe, is unpredictable and will possibly start off like a raging bull. If you don't prepare for this, then he could possibly get lucky and you could possible get caught.

At my gym, we practice for this. Our coach does the "drunken sailor drill" where he'll spin wildly and throw crazy bombs for a minute and we have to defend and try to counter effectively. The counter part is very dangerous, because everything is so unpredictable.

We do this because in amateur MMA matches, there's always that tard that goes in there with 3 months training and turns into a wild man. Also, it's effective practice if you are attacked on the street.

If you don't train for this, then you aren't training every scenario.


Your gym sounds incredible. Most gyms just have you spar, but the drunken sailor drill is on some next level shit.
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+1 # Greenbean 2013-08-21 20:33
I think my coach borrowed it from Krav, but it's highly effective and fun.

All you need is a taller or heavier guy to spin around like a tornado of fists for 30sec - 1min. Boxing gloves a must and headgear optional.
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+3 # Fatty_Sam86 2013-08-21 08:37
But this guy clearly traned. He had gloves, a mouth piece, and shorts in his gym bag...
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+1 # buffqrewbbq 2013-08-21 01:45
That wrestler clearly knew how to box, he threw a beautiful 1, 2 combo and then dropped him while driving out of his legs.

Good fucking god, middle easy.
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+22 # Wanker 2013-08-21 03:54
Every Russian male is born with basic stand up skills. They don't need to prepare.
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+7 # Jakzilla 2013-08-21 04:14
Apart from six months of sprawl training of course...
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+14 # jt33 2013-08-21 04:00
i think russia offically wins the internets. its like the whole culture is based on vodka and great internet videos.
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-4 # eags 2013-08-21 06:00
Nothing new, Ive seen this plenty of times in SC, NC back in the days .
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+9 # Kuroshimaru 2013-08-21 06:03
the way he put his gloves on tells you he has done this many times before.
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+5 # Ricardo Campeo 2013-08-21 06:47
how did they come with sand being better than grass?
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+3 # judojeff 2013-08-21 07:04
no cup??
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+2 # Fatty_Sam86 2013-08-21 08:40
Balls of tungsten.
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-3 # fuckandersonsilva 2013-08-21 09:07
this.
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-1 # fuckandersonsilva 2013-08-21 09:07
this really hurts the show's credibility, imo. not the ropes, or the sand, or the ref. this.
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+6 # CGidari 2013-08-21 09:29
I'm shocked that an organization with a sand ring in someone's back yard would allow these types of shenanigans.
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0 # ironman3 2013-08-21 10:04
like don frye said, Russians are the last remaining men on earth
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+4 # Erik 2013-08-21 10:07
"From what I can gather, a guy didn't show up to an MMA fight, the announcer asked if anyone wants to step up, and a guy from the audience just took off his shirt, strapped on gloves and entered the ring. Only in Russia."

Only in Russia NOWADAYS, maybe. But I've seen this happen numerous times at MMA shows in the late '90s. It happened to a friend of mine at a show out in the Black Hills of South Dakota in 1999. The ref pulled my friend aside and told him that his opponent didn't show up, but that a guy in the crowd who had "had a few beers" was willing to step in and fight him. If you think the sand pit ring is janky, this event didn't have a ring of any kind. The fights took place on a wrestling mat laid on the grass. There were guys fighting in gis, guys fighting in jeans. Those were the days, huh? (But..ya know...not really.)
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+3 # Erik 2013-08-21 10:10
At this event, fighters were paid nothing to show and received $50 and a small ceremonial samurai sword for winning.
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-1 # Bash8251 2013-08-21 11:29
Arrows is all about the everyday guy getting the chance to capture the feeling of fame and glory that real fighters experience, so I wasn't surprised to see the guy from the audience win since most who compete for arrows don't train.
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+1 # mma illustration 2013-08-21 15:17
Wow! nasty ropes tho, can't imagine how bad the rope burns would be
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+1 # HANNES 2013-08-21 16:07
Fedor doesn't have a son does he?
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0 # Old Bald and Irish 2013-08-21 16:15
WHOA

...did you see that cool COBRA t-shirt?

Only in Russia...
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0 # Really real 2013-08-22 07:07
So random guy had a bag with shorts, mouthpiece and gloves but didnt plan on fighting?
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0 # DaDon 2013-08-23 00:41
ooopaaaa! and down he goes hahah :D
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0 # eztli 2013-08-30 19:27
that looking like a fedor overhand there. nice.
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0 # dregman 2013-08-30 20:08
that one dude had a sweet marion "cobra" cobretti shirt.
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