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This heavyweight tag-team MMA slopfest actually happened in India

This heavyweight tag-team MMA slopfest actually happened in India

So right before we get to UFC Boston, the very best MMA has to offer, we must cull the pits of the darkest denizens to discover the very worst of mixed martial arts, and we think we found it living in the murky depths of India. Tag-team MMA has finally hit the viral scene in India and consequently soccer kicked any legitimacy the sport of MMA was building right out the country. This makes you just want to stand in the middle of a cage somewhere in the southwest and pull a Shonie Carter in sheer amazement. The origin of this clip is unknown, but this video stands as perhaps the worst exhibition of an MMA match we've seen this year -- and trust us we've seen thousands. That number isn't even exaggerated.

The only thing we know about this clip aside from it being a complete friggin' disaster is that it was held in India against heavyweights Satish Jha/Michel Plokker vs. Rafael Bagdasaryan/Arslam Tebloev.

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+9 # That_Dude 2013-08-17 11:53
Don't you just love it when "Heavyweights" means "Old fatties"?
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+4 # Gin Rummy 2013-08-17 12:16
"Old BALDING fatties"
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+6 # MMAsshole 2013-08-17 12:37
They need tag team partners in case one runs out of breath.
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0 # ironman3 2013-08-17 12:41
big mac/large fries vs. chocolate frosty/ice cream cone
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-2 # ironman3 2013-08-17 12:39
sloppy as hell but at least they're swinging for the fences, or in this case, the ropes
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+1 # JohnFUCKINGZoidberg 2013-08-17 12:50
But hey, who doesn't like a North South Choke?
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0 # NoHomo 2013-08-17 16:38
I prefer reverse mounted leg triangle choke
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+4 # kuddlesthekid 2013-08-17 15:23
Andrei Arlovski needs to fight here to revive his career.
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+1 # Pakistani 2013-08-18 05:44
Have you guys ever been to India? Do you even know how Indian crowd looks like? This never happened in India!
These people look like some half wits from some eastern European country!
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+1 # PeteDaMeat 2013-08-20 00:01
That's it. Im moving to India and becoming heavyweight champ!
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0 # phillysportphan 2014-04-15 12:49
satish is a can
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