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Fighter gets punched in the face, throws up a little

Fighter gets punched in the face, throws up a little

Knock on wood, it's been a few years since I've thrown up. Or at least a decent span, like 18 months or so. It's hard to remember. I know I haven't thrown up in the six months I've been in Los Angeles, but I do know that literally every fighter who I've wanted to win, has lost since I've moved out here, which makes me want to throw up, but I will hold fast.

I think about the mythical chain vomiting reaction pretty regularly, after being obsessed with it as a kid. The theory goes that one person maybe throws up on another, and then that person throws up because they were thrown up on, then everyone pukes on each other like dominos falling if dominos falling was digested food spilling out of the mouths of a bunch of people. 

I always picture my second grade classroom as the location where this mass vomiting session takes place.

As much as I wanted it to happen, only one person (that I know of) barfed a little at this fight life event over the weekend. It's pretty gross and kind of funny. Thanks to MM-eh on the UG for the vid.

Last modified onMonday, 05 August 2013 17:59
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+3 # kresnik 2013-08-05 18:39
been there
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+8 # jt33 2013-08-05 19:33
lol at trying to play it off by putting the mouthpiece back in...i bet that tasted wonderful
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-3 # Fatty_Sam86 2013-08-05 19:42
That just looked like terrible nerves. So nervous, you puke... aka grow some balls.
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+7 # spinningshit 2013-08-05 20:46
still looks better than Tito's last couple of fights
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-2 # Food4Thoth 2013-08-05 22:10
Jejunum punch?
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-1 # MixedMonkeyArts 2013-08-05 23:39
How will that loss be listed on his record? Verbal Submission?
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+2 # PeteDaMeat 2013-08-06 04:27
DQ'd by eating DQ too soon before the fight.

Do people still have Dairy Queen outside of Texas?
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+3 # SST 2013-08-06 11:06
LOL! good call by the ref!
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+1 # DENV3RtheDESTROY3R 2013-08-06 11:13
Saw this happen in between rounds two and three of a heavy weight fight in Utah. Dude blew chunks all over! Nasty.
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+2 # AuntieRazor 2013-08-06 17:50
Who woulda thought there was a gag reflex triggered by the right-eye socket?!!!
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