Watch all 5,179 deaths in Game of Thrones in under 3 minutes

The reason why I don’t watch Game of Thrones is because Elder Scrolls exists, and it’s infinitely better than just watching a show on HBO. I’ve yet to actually purchase Elder Scrolls Online, however I will do so whenever I look at my bank account after the end of this weekend. Generally that’s how all my extraneous spending is handled. The truth is, I’m great with money — but I’m better at telling people that I’m great with money. One of those statements is a lie, and I want all of you to spend your Saturday afternoon discovering which is true. Thank you.

Oh yeah, this Game of Thrones stuff. The only reason why I’m posting this is because a large portion of you out there watch this show and could appreciate recapping every death from Game of Thrones. You better not let me down. Watch, and props to stevemcawesome for the +100 news tip.