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Someone alphabetized EVERY word said in Star Wars and put it in this video, seriously

Someone alphabetized EVERY word said in Star Wars and put it in this video, seriously

The author of this creation has clearly separated from societal norms and has decided to give up on fostering any casual relationships with other human beings and instead has elected a life of isolation and insanity to provide this 43:05 video -- something that can only be described as an OCD wonderland.

YouTuber suckerpinch took all the English dialogue from the first Star Wars film and segmented each line into words. Suckerpinch then alphabetized those words and provided a linear histogram of the frequency of each word along with a word count. It's mind-numbingly pointless, but it exists, and you need to watch it. Props to stevemcawesome for the +100 news tip.

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Zeus is represented by Galactus in his avatar image because he has an immature obsession with Marvel when they went all sci-fi back in the mid 80s. I'm the creator of MiddleEasy and Nickelodeon's The Adventures of Pete and Pete. Just kidding about the Nickelodeon stuff, but that would be really cool.

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