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The Superchat: Madlibs, Grammy and soiled sheets

The Superchat: Madlibs, Grammy and soiled sheets

Gary loves his Grammy, this much is known. Then, why would he invite her to sleep in his ****fest-stained bed after she had some surgery? Well, because he's a nice guy who simply didn't think about the fact that his Grammy will be sleeping in a mass gravesite of Gary's jettisoned sperm and cookie crumbs. It makes for a harsh and sudden realization, live on-air after we failed to discuss how we would be Kindergarten Cops who apply for the Running Man competition in a fashion that we liked. It also made for a 'classic' madlib.

So please, won't you sit back and listen to the latest Superchat?

Last modified onThursday, 29 May 2014 13:42
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