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Learn how to insult people like Larry David

Learn how to insult people like Larry David

My father is bald, my uncle is bald and my other uncle on my father’s kid has had about three strokes and still smokes a carton of cigarettes a day. So I either have to look forward to being bald or dead when I get older. That was until I found out that balding comes from your mother's side and my grandfather on that side is dead. So while I won't have being bald to look forward to, I do have dying to look forward to.

I have to admit, I'm kind of disappointed. I always thought that I had a bald personality. I'm very self deprecating, I despise other people and nitpick every thing they do. Basically I view myself as Larry David. I envision myself as living with someone such as Leon Black and basically live a life or anger for the human race and fail miserably with the ladies.

Only time will tell if I become bald or die first, but one thing is for certain, I will insult people until I find out. It's the Larry David way.

Gary LaPlante

Gary LaPlante cares about a hand full of things, his best friend/his cat Tardy, stage diving and tending to the need of all the pretty ladies that frequent his front door. With Gary’s free time he slam dances, eats a horrible food that would kill any man that had a glass stomach and being a huge nerd. If you’d like to join Gary is going front to back, side to side in the pit or if you’d just like to exchange pictures of cats, please contact him.

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0 # DENV3RtheDESTROY3R 2014-01-28 09:16
Oh Larry
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-2 # jt33 2014-01-28 18:32
CYE is the goat show.. the only thing i can watch that doesnt get old
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0 # AuntieRazor 2014-01-28 20:12
Your wife might not want to hear that.
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