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This guy is really, really upset about the Royal Rumble results

This guy is really, really upset about the Royal Rumble results

I didn't watch the Royal Rumble last night. Walsh or Gary should probably be writing this article, but they are either off writing guitar solos or eating steamed cheeseburgers. Maybe both? So now it's on me to provide copy to introduce you to this rather large, bearded 'man' whose wheezing indicates some sort of travesty happened last night at the Royal Rumble. That travesty being Batista returning and winning the Rumble, I think. 

It seems like Batista's MMA training paid off well, for him to just come back and win the Rumble like this...

I just want to know if his gentle whimpers and piggy squeals are indeed real, and not just for the camera.

Last modified onMonday, 27 January 2014 16:29
Jason Nawara

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-1 # AuntieRazor 2014-01-27 16:15
That lamp stand must've weighed a ton...getting winded like that after swinging it.
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-1 # SnakeJake 2014-01-27 17:06
I feel your pain, big man, but remember... the first match with Daniel Bryan and Bray Wyatt was really sweet.
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+2 # Kentpaul 2014-01-27 17:39
It's still real to me dammit
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+1 # bayzel22 2014-01-27 18:24
I'll fucking bet anyone that isn't the last WWE PPV he buys and I'll bet he buys the next Royal Rumble. How old is this dude? Looked like he had gray/silver hair.
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0 # AFrontKicktotheFace 2014-01-27 19:25
Jesus Christ guys. This video is staged. One click on his channel and it's nothing but WWE nonsense. Come on Jason.
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-1 # Judo Mike 2014-01-27 19:48
I bet he wouldn't be so agitated if his home was more organized. All that clutter can really take a toll on one's mental health.
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-2 # AuntieRazor 2014-01-28 21:46
...or it's the mental health that created the mess.
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-1 # SHIN 2 THE CHIN 2014-01-27 21:51
Fuck this ppv im gona have my own royal rumble with my toy set that I got toysrus
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-1 # Will-Kill 2014-01-28 02:11
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-1 # Ayatollah 2014-01-28 04:26
Batista is doing wrestling again? Looks like they all go back to it when they can't make it in MMA...

Maybe I'll download royal rumble, it's the only wrestling event I can stand. With so many people in the ring they are making mistakes all the time, very funny.

الله أكبر
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-3 # jt33 2014-01-28 18:27
hope you saved your time. bray wyatt vs daniel bryan was the only good match. the rumble had one or two decent moments (nash with the nwo music) but thats it.
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0 # TheDweeze 2014-01-28 06:59
This was like a behind the scenes extra from Hoarders: WWE edition.
I'd bet he has it already on DVD too.
That would be some real Donnie Darko shit.
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