Rampage Jackson wouldn’t be known as such a bad ass if he wasn’t such a bad ass. Any dude that wears a chain around his neck has earned that privilege at some given point in their life. He’s like Spawn with those things. The comic book version, not the movie one. I don’t know what happened there. My advice for Rampage (coming from a guy who is sitting in front of his computer in his boxers drinking Pepsi One and watching Tuesday’s episode of The View) is to not hold back. Be the ruthless dude that you are. Don’t be patient. Patience killed…the cat. That was curiosity. Well don’t be curious either. Be Rampage Jackson and get on a stage in a Tokyo nightclub and start rapping. Thank you. Props to our bud at TerezOwens for the find.
