If I were considered the greatest heavyweight mixed martial artist of the past decade, I’d have a statue erected in my honor somewhere in my hometown like the Rocky monument in Philadelphia. However, I would insist to be cast in bronze eating a taco and holding a Playstation controller while frowning to exude an image of frustration & determination. By society’s standards, that would be a pretty silly statue, so you should all be thankful I’ll never be considered the greatest heavyweight mixed martial artist of the past decade. That honor forever belongs to Fedor, and while he contemplates how his shrine should look, he’s having entirely too much fun at this indoor waterpark in the middle of winter. Props to Fraser for the find.
