Whenever I feel the need to inject caffeine into my body through a fruit flavored drink, I always go with the one that has the face of a guy that single-handedly saved the world from terrorists while rocking a chef outfit. Under Siege 2 was cool because it involved satellites and Native Americans. The only thing I remember from the first movie was that topless chick jumping out of the cake and my friend Cameron stealing my X-Force comic (both of which happened on the same day). When I was a kid, topless chicks meant something. They still do, but they used to too.
We can all assume Lyoto Machida will employ the wizardry of Steven Seagal in his upcoming fight with Jon Jones at UFC 140. According to TATAME, Lyoto was at a birthday party when he immediately accepted the fight against Jon Jones. There’s little to no chance that a topless chick emerged from a birthday cake that evening, but we can still imagine that one did
“I was at a birthday party last night and I heard I’d be fighting Jon Jones. I accepted immediately, I couldn’t announce it at the time, though. Ed and Joinha told me to hold the information and it was complicated, I had to stop talking at all (laughs). In the morning I want to give a class and, when I came back, the contract was there for me to sign it. It was a reason for me to be happy, because that’s why we enter these battles for.”
It’s hard, he’s is much versatile and knows a lot of techniques, but we play a similar game. He kicks, I kick, he punches and goes to the ground, I can defend myself and take him down too. Stamina and game plan are things that could define this bout’s outcome. Nobody is invincible. We’re training for the best, looking for enlarging our body and mind and that’s what I’m gonna do.
Lyoto Machida still refuses to believe that Jon Jones is invincible. Bones fights like he’s forever in Game Genie mode. [Source]
