Regarding the title of this article, I’m sure Lew Polley suggested this in a purely metaphorical sense. I mean, surely he does not think Junior Dos Santos is a pile of excrement that is magically animated due to some hidden, arcane magic. If this were the case, then we really need to be alarmed that inanimate objects can take on the form of human beings. That’s scarier than any terrorism imaginable and slightly scarier than then Kool-Aid man breaking down your wall, screaming ‘Oh, yeah!‘ Actually, I take that back. There’s nothing scarier than a giant pitcher of sugary drink sporadically breaking down walls screaming at the top of his liquid lungs. There’s no stopping that. Just stay as far away from Kool-Aid mix as possible and he should get the hint to leave you alone. If not, join the rest of us in a life of constant fear.
Although I haven’t seen tonight’s episode of TUF 13, apparently Junior Dos Santos said something to Lew Polley that resulted in this video which allegedly deems JDS as ‘full of [expletive].’ [Source]
