There’s little one can do to prevent a zombie apocalypse. Some of you are well aware of this and realize the only thing you can do is be prepared for one. Therefore, preparation for a zombie apocalypse is of utmost importance. That was my good karma act for today and you do not have to thank me for it. Tomorrow, we will discuss what you need to do if you see Junior dos Santos running towards you at full force. If you said ‘run and (or) drop cuts of sirloin on the ground for him to eat’, then you are correct. No one needs any preparation for UFC NYC. I’m sure you New Yorkers already have your middle fingers and hot dogs ready for the post-fight festivities. However the jokes on you, Georges St. Pierre vs. Anderson Silva will never go down, let alone in New York. Sorry to break the news to you, but it’s an existential fact of this universe that we all inhabit. The fight will never go down, but that doesn’t stop Nixson Sysanga from making incredibly dope posters about MMA fiction.
