Zara’s delves into the weird week in social media in Zara’s Weird Week in Social Media!

Miss me? I’m back after spending the past few weeks in North Korea which has a complete lack of Wi-Fi and I cannot confirm or deny that I went on the piss with Kim Jong-un and it may be my fault he disappeared briefly, some people can’t handle their beer…. Lightweight.

Oh Heather, where do I even begin? The fact that she took the time to get pictures of Felice and Bec is just pathetic. What idiot puts their hand into a blender while it’s on? Not like you need your fingers or anything, right Heather? And that tattoo is awful, we used to get better tattoos with compasses in school.

Conor is being well Conor, bit weird isn’t it asking your opponents to kiss your toes individually. Making me think Conor has a foot fetish and maybe he’s one of the egg accounts messaging the female fighters asking to worship their feet. Dominant in public, submissive behind closed doors.

I skipped the Bellator card this week as I had other things to do like wash my hair and from the sounds of it I didn’t miss much. I suppose in an attempt to make their card interesting they posted up this video of Jade and Mercedes. So when you need to distract from a piss poor card just post up a T’N’A video.

Since I have been offline for several weeks, I decided to pick a video posted in the recent weeks for Throwback Thursday. Enzo Amore showing why he is a “Certified G” breaking it down to the Shmoney Dance and Mojo, I honestly have no idea what he’s doing. These guys definitely ain’t S-A-W-F-T… Sawft!

Seems like Al Iaquinta was a bit of a naughty boy. Tut tut wrecking hotel rooms, well I am a bit disappointed since the damage was really only a broken picture, remote and phone. Al, you need to take some tips from the legendary Keith Moon, drive a car into a pool or something!

Sean Strickland goes America all over everybody’s ass. How inadequate must you feel as a man to own an AR-15. Also may not wanna stick a gun down the front of your pants unless you’re after a homemade vasectomy.

Published on October 18, 2014 at 6:16 pm

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